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I just dey see new vocabz for this street.... TF is Tote bag? Pharmaceutical socks? You guys are creative mehn🤣

TOLD YOU MY MAN SLIM BUCK DON’T PLAY THIS IS BIGGER THAN JUST RAP THIS IS A MAN REPRESENTING US ALL FROM THE +234🇳🇬 HE CAN NOT FAIL. Can’t wait to see the battle @crai_GFTW I know you fire 🔥 too my man Shout out to you

This morning before the #1v1africa tournament, my mother sent me a voice note reminding me of the ₦50k she had been asking me to add to her business for days. @phisco_ was beside me and I told him about it and how I planned to go all the way so I could surprise her with more. I just sent her ₦5k from my last ₦11k to have some money for whatever, hoping to surprise her with more after the tournament. My plan was actually to go all the way, win the total prize money and give her a million naira, or even do the same if I made top 3, but oh well, that didn't happen. I got eliminated in the first round in a way that wasn't actually my fault because my opponent didn't actually beat me, but well, he advanced and I didn't. Luck determines a lot of things in life and today just wasn't my day. We move. Now to the organizers, they credited all of us knocked out in the first round on the spot with ₦250k. I immediately sent ₦50k to my mom and the voice notes of prayers started pouring in while I was mourning my hard luck. It was a bitter-sweet experience because getting ₦250k as a participation fee is not something you just get. I have toiled hard for far less amounts without even getting paid. In fact, they credited everybody their respective amounts today as soon as it was confirmed. 👏🏾 I really appreciate the opportunity and everyone who pushed me to apply even though I mentioned 1v1 wasn't my forte, for y'all are the reason I have ₦206k in my account right now. I am most grateful to @mreazi and the #1v1africa organizers for the swift payment, for you all are the reason my mother has been praying for me since morning, telling me how my own kids will take care of me too. Thank you for making my talent bring a smile to my mother's face and also to mine and the other footballers that participated. And to the winners of the competition, you guys deserve it for real. Playing football in our clime is not easy. Thank you @mreazi Thank you @alhajitekno Thank you @c_mobike Thank you @1v1africa Blessings to you all. #H9 🤍

Me: Puts 5GB data My Phone:

Bro , thinking about it now , I never guide reach my papa , and the man no even too guide like that , fuck!! I get long way to go 💔

My face in the taxi so the driver knows that I’m not easy to kidnap:

Yoruba women at Egbaliganza today🔥🔥🔥 Aura in different shades! Color, Culture, and Coordination in perfect harmony. #Egbaliganza2026 #LisabiFestival2026

when my cousin lost her husband, it was heartbreaking… barely 5 years in, and they were just getting started. I told her I’d be there for her, do the little I can… na she order food for me today 😭

to do list: - add fuel to the fire - burst someone’s bubble - add my 2 cents - skate on thin ice - stir the pot

Great showing man !!!! 💪🏾💪🏾🔥🔥💯

@buck_world @TMRPODCAST2023 My 🐐

Today !!!!!! 💯

Y'all know when they say Kenny can't... KENNYWILL. HailHydra 🐍.... Congratulations man

"if we gave 247 light, how will the people who sell generator make money?" my answer: "pls, damage your kidney so the people who have dialysis centre make money" we are not serious in your country. Very loud people!

This gist is crazy!! This girl accused this boy of taking her phone.. She created drama and got people to intervene, they started beating the boy and was about to give him jungle justice.. Some reasonable people among them then asked her to explain how he took her phone, that was when they discovered that she lied.. She was his girlfriend and the phone was the one he bought for her.. she broke up with him so he collected the phone back.. Not only that, he has been spending on her, feeding her and making sure she's comfortable.. But instead of being grateful, she accused him and allowed the angry youth to beat him.. Thank God they didn't do anything drastic to the boy.. What if they had lynched him? And guess what, they didn't touch her afterwards, they just ended everything like that..

In 2004, serial rapist Akku Yadav terrorized a slum in India for over a decade, raping dozens of women, murdering at least 3 people, and walking free every time thanks to police corruption. On August 13, while appearing for a bail hearing, around 200 women (many his victims) stormed Nagpur District Court armed with kitchen knives, stones & chili powder. They threw chili in his eyes, stabbed him over 70 times, hacked off his penis with a vegetable knife, and left him dead on the courtroom floor.

Government cars always seem to be in a hurry! That sense of urgency is not reflected anywhere in their official duties. But why ??

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Before going to fight in public, just know people no longer separate fights. They now take videos.

Kinda hard to build emergency funds when everyday is an emergency.

A goat cannot win a case where the judge sells goat meat. Wisdom is knowing that fairness cannot come from those who benefit from your pain.