Tim Johnson

@FBGreatMoments This makes me sexually excited

When a reporter asked Belichick why teams carry a long snapper and got full masterclass.

@jontaffer @elonmusk @grok Sounds like a rich boomer

.@elonmusk @grok I find GROK incredibly inaccurate, opinionated and, because of its inaccuracy more DESTRUCTIVE than constructive. I do not trust it, so it has no real value.

@fasc1nate Prob not worth alot w the towel head in the back

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak reunites with motherboard he built in 1976. Look at more amazing historical photos: bit.ly/44OpIzi

@stoolpresidente Please stop promoting gambling

In honor of JT’s return. Celts parlay for tonight. Because It’s March. #dkpartner

@DMBGorgeCrew I’ll hide in the bathroom

Dave Matthews Band will perform in front of Cinderella’s castle at Walt Disney World on May 13th for a private event. #dmb #davematthewsband #davematthews #dmbgorgecrew #dmbgc

@Nintendeal Why would someone care when you can just download it. Isn’t it a card key game yall high

Resident Evil Requiem (Switch 2 GKC) physical release is back up at Target: bit.ly/4kZX6cy sold out everywhere else right now

@VertigoWarrior @HistoricHub @grok how likely this would happen

🇮🇷 Iran issues a stark warning. They say "no ship" will be allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz in response to US and Israel attacks. Around 20% of the world's oil supply passes through this strategic waterway. Oil supply disruptions might lead to price hikes

@Wario64 When will these go up in value more? I have like 20 sealed copies

Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon (3DS ESRB) in-stock at VGP ($51 US Dollars each) buff.ly/nSm9pFe All VGP deals buff.ly/B2wm2B6 #ad

@videogamedeals Um that’s kinda a lot of cards lol

Based on the Trading Card Included in the Resident Evil Requiem Deluxe Edition, Guessing They Only Made 47,500 ESRB Copies. Not sure if there are other cards in different copies, each platform got 47,500, or other factors.

@pulte Says the millionaire

MORTGAGE RATES ARE IN THE 5s! THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!

@TMZ God she fell off so hard it’s sad

Happy birthday JWoww 🫶

@ImMeme0 Yawn

🚨BREAKING: Mortgage Rates Fall Below 6% for the First Time in Years. Thank you President Trump!

@RapidResponse47 @pulte @FreddieMac You know this is still high and home prices are inflated lol

.@FreddieMac: "Mortgage Rates Drop Below 6% for the First Time in 3.5 Years"

@alx @elonmusk Satan is

@elonmusk Sad that someone seems to be putting him through this

Mitch McConnell was asked today why he’s blocking the SAVE America Act and if rumors that his staffers are running his office are true. No response from McConnell

@pulte lol

President Trump, single-handedly, lowered mortgage rates. He’s the best.

@crazyclips_ Black

Somebody’s always gotta ruin it for everyone

@bigjimmurray I told my family to not txt me for the whole day

If there’s anyone in your life that’s legitimately excited about this bullshit storm we’re going to be subjected to; shun them.

@N4te4434 @ChipotleTweets Happened to me a lot nothing changed

Ok @ChipotleTweets “free entree” in the text, “free burritos” in the tweet, yet when I put it in the app it’s guac??

@THR $25,000 is approximately 0.00035% of Steven Spielberg’s net worth.

Steven Spielberg Donates $25K to James Van Der Beek’s GoFundMe as It Nears $2M hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n…

@SLessard I work in a library I’ll make sure we order it

Any Back to the Future or Michael J Fox fans out there? Loved this!