Tommy Trillfiger

Damn I guess Volkanovski the new best boxer in the UFC

@hajime87972734 Strength builds only

Top 5 albums: 1. Half God by Wiki 2. Comfort to Me by Amyl & the Sniffers 3. This Thing of Ours by The Alchemist 4. Drunk Tank Pink by Shame 5. TYRON by Slowthai

My top 5 films of 2021:

Always wanted to hit up a party as cool as the Zion rave in Matrix Reloaded

Why are all NFTs just shitty clip art of anthropomorphic animals

Beer for dinner

This is what I get for spamming Telephonebooth + Half God + This Thing of Ours @wikset

The human urge to be 😩

Remember wanting a Livestrong bracelet so bad just for the clout smh

I don’t get any important notifications on Facebook anymore. What happened to the simpler times when you & your crush had a wall-to-wall, multiple poke wars to settle, Farmville crops to harvest?

I’m learning a lot about the feminine urge

Instagram captions be like: “When you-”

Manic pixie dream girl is the PC term for art hoe

Just spamming the ‘Jump to recipe’ button on every recipe page, FOH w your history lesson I just want the ingredients I need. Out here standing in the grocery lookin at my phone like a dumbass

I said it before, I’ma say it again. Why Tyler the Creator always walking like he’s got no sense of balance whatsoever in his music videos. It’s not hard dude just walk normally.

You’ve seen: 🔥hot girl summer🔥 Now get ready for: ✨hot girl seasonal depression✨

I came up with an Onion article headline about myself: “Local man feels superior after crossing the street while light is still red”

Feels like progress is nowhere to be found...justice for Daunte Wright & Adam Toledo means actual police reform...how many times do we have to say it