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Signs of dangerously high testosterone: -You wake up before your alarm -Your handshake cracks bones -You intimidate automatic doors -You flex and your shirt disappears Side effects include winning at life.

HR: Hi, just calling to let you know we’ll be ending your employment effective today instead of next week. Employee: Wait… today? HR: Yes. It’s now common practice for our business to release employees before their notice period is complete. Employee: So the two weeks notice I gave doesn’t actually matter? HR: We appreciate the professionalism. This is simply company policy. Employee: Interesting. HR: Your system access will be disabled shortly. You can hand your laptop to security before leaving. Employee: I was counting on that final week of pay. HR: I understand. Employee: You know what’s funny? HR: What do you mean? ↓

Neverrrrrrr Everrrrrrrr Underestimate how much God is protecting you from things you don t even know about.

@shubhvanii My parents will live long 🙏

Bro to bro: If your finger touches this, your mom will have a longer life.

@shubhvanii Amen 🙏

Read It Once, It Works Immediately Heavenly Father, I place my future in Your hands. Darkness has tried to bring delays and closed doors, but You are the God who makes a way I declare: my destiny belongs to You. Open doors no one can shut, remove everybm obstacle that blocks my steps, and lead me into Your perfect plan. Surround my journey with Your light, and let no curse, no attack, and no scheme succeed against me, Lord, I promise to share this prayer with at least one person. Put "Amen to disappoint Satan!

TAYLOR SWIFT Age: 36 Husband: None Children: None Ex-Boyfriends: 16 Body Count: Unknown Cats:3 Now do you see why so many modern women connect with her?

Stop worrying about women, bro You haven't even touched your first $100,000.

If you want to look good as a man, focus on building: - wide shoulders - a thick chest - a large back - and a tight waist This creates the lean, V-shape body.

Bro, sometimes your soulmate is peace, not women.

One day, your father will be gone. And you'll realize you lost the one man who truly wanted you to become greater than he ever was. If he's still alive, take care of him

Be humiliated by her Or Be the one she calls when her 😸twitches Women never call boring men when they crave something They call dangerous men who make her heart skip a beat due to excitement, men who will slam her against a wall & smOOch her up.

Dating a man who found peace after heartbreak, betrayal, and female chaos..... is not for little girls. BREATH wrong once you disappear permanently.

Testosterone is the handsome hormone. You can't fake high testosterone.

10 Ways To Be More Attractive 1. Lift 2. Smile 3. Eat well 4. Be sub 15% body fat 5. Minimal branding clothes 6. Wear fitted items 7. Have a tan 8. Clean haircut 9. Smell nice 10 Compliment people What else is there?

She will sleep with a guy she hates She will sleep with a guy she admires She will sleep with a guy that annoys her She will sleep with a guy who makes her jealous She will never sleep with a guy who tries too hard

7 Ways to reset your life: 1. Wake up earlier 2. Reduce screen time 3. Start journaling 4. Walk daily 5. Clean your space 6. Read 10 pages a day 7. Stop negative self-talk

DO NOT DATE WHILE: - You're broke - You're out of shape - Your mind is a mess - Your habits are weak - Your life has no direction Fix your foundation first. The right person respects stability