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@sciencegirl 4MATIC 45r

Physics? “Not for me. I am a goat” Wait for it …

@Am_Blujay Darwin award 2026 contestant

This man killed himself on a Facebook live while brandishing a gun and despite removing the clip he didn't realise a live round was still in the weapon. He placed it at his temple and pulled the trigger sending himself to an early grave. He was a wanted criminal in Guyana.🇬🇾

@gilbert_ga94083 @zanupf_patriots @KingJayZim Chirasauta lies on the boarder between njanja and buhera, specifically on the buhera side.

@zanupf_patriots Chirasauta is in Chikomba, Mashanaland East, just after Sadza growth point kuArea kwana @KingJayZim , at least by rural standards distance. Manicaland?, my foot !!!!

Archbishop Paul Mwazha’s Body Taken to Charles Gumbo Barracks for Airlift to Manicaland The body of National Hero and revered cleric Archbishop Paul Mwazha has been moved from his Hatfield residence to Charles Gumbo Barracks. From there, it will be airlifted to Chirasauta in Manicaland for burial on Sunday.

@LetebeleMo50160 U making it worse

@begottensun @kurimazim Is pfumvudza doable pa large scale farming mkoma?

Planting time. Rains have come. @kurimazim

@begottensun 48 laws of power

Team Aqua. Come here

@LittleHussle @PhakisoPhi76129 He was the only option that was available. They got rejected by 3 managers before they turned to him

@PhakisoPhi76129 It's not that I don't rate him it's just that after he relegated Burnley how Bayern went for him after that was quite surprising

How Bayern identified this guy as the man to take them forward will forever be a mystery to me

@Am_Blujay My buddy almost lost his life coz of this line, akarohwa nebhodhoro mumusoro akanoponera ku Parirenyatwa

This Line Hurts More Than Break Up 💔😭🙌

@VideosVuvu The way she stood up, that's a magogo in a toddler's body 🤣🤣🤣

😭😭😭

@mickeydedrinker @Patriot_S_A As in most African cultures and beyond, but the truth is the dead don't matter.

@TimothyRusere @Patriot_S_A In South Africa, the dead body, the graveyard, and the graves are sacred.

The family was very angry and furious when they discovered an illegal foreigner sleeping inside a tombstone grave. They had come to visit the graves of their loved ones in the morning and found this individual using the same blankets they had left with their loved one to keep warm. As a result, they are planning to hire a security guard to watch over the tombstone day and night.

@AmBlujay_ There's no dustbin for a brother

@mickeydedrinker @Patriot_S_A The nigga is resourceful. Those resources were going to waste. the dead don't need shelter or blankets.

@Patriot_S_A How bad your country should be, to migrate to a foreign country, to sleep at the graveyard, inside a tombstone with a blanket found inside the tombstone

@fariraijames @begottensun 😂😂 mkuru vavakatsamwa

@begottensun @TimothyRusere No doubt im still laughing 🤣🤣

@begottensun 😆😆 Cheers, I'll DM you for the delivery details.

@TimothyRusere for the wittiest comeback on X this year. I owe you a beer

Just has to spend another $150 to cut glasses for the first “kitchen” farm house. Second time coming here after a huge blunder by my illiterate kin folk! Hear me out: So I asked “homie” to measure the windows for the “kitchen”. Yes kitchen in quotation marks. Homie then send me these measurements (image below). Odd measurements like 30,6cm x 50,9cm… Great I thought… drove from Harare through Nyika to get window panes cut. Got home and all the fucking windows were too small. Like all 5cm , 7cm off. Thought the Glass cutter fucked up. Till I found out an incredible fact. The dunderheads at site read a tape measure (which goes up in 10s) and they add the units it shows after a comma! So 36cm to these clowns is 30,6cm. Had to message and wife… the response cracks me up. You can’t make this shit up. Anyways. #SurvivingGutu

@bigcujo_ @CFCMods Enzo has a higher price tag. Hence, the minutes, it's football politics.

@CFCMods Santos has all the qualities to bench Enzo Fernandez

Two players who are amazing every single chance they get. What more do they need to do to become starters?

@CrimeWatchZW Sheesh that's smooth 🥶

WATCH | Please help us find this elderly man shown in the video. He is a pickpocket who stole an iPhone 12 Pro Max from a shopper at the Denim & Handbags shop in Harare CBD. The incident was caught on CCTV. We kindly ask for your help. If you have any information, please contact me on 0771235886 or 0771326360.

@Hsports_HD JT & Cech at the moment are the missing pieces to our puzzle

Difficult, but bring back two in their prime to join the current squad.

@CFCms3 Ramires

@_MakdShelby @asikudziebj1 The problems we're facing as a people resonate with the country we're residing mwana wamai, kushaya mari kana basa mu Zim is very normal hazvidi kushoperwa, sowe ngarinovhurwa ku Switzerland kwekuti 1 in 7 adults is a millionaire uone kuti hakuna kana 1 anotereta their message.

@_MakdShelby @asikudziebj1 One munhu ane mufungo unenge wangu, hakuna munhu anoita full time job yekuti life yako idhakwe, we're where we are coz of decisions we made, good or bad.

If theres someone Im scared to associate myself with or being close to , are these people vekumasowe . Everytime its ndaroyewa , ndatsingiwa , ndaisirwa mushonga , hee ndazonzwa kuti mbuya vangu vanoda ndife , ndaiswa muhari haa fvck off mhani