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@floboflo So let’s get this right. Man heads to region after the event and hopes to get reflected glory? Got it

Whilst Farage heads to the USA to be stood up and humiliated by Trump, Rupert Lowe stumbles round his fields rambling on about Halal and Badenoch snipes from the sidelines, Strongman Starmer heads to the Middle East to stop a war. He didn’t even need to fire a shot. That’s because he has the rizz and the respect. We’re lucky to have him.

@Die_Anneliese After the jiggery pokery I’m not sure what we do with the other 27 minutes.

wyd if you had 30 mins with me?

@Bbmorg At what point do you start accepting the buck stops with Labour?

Don’t let Tories get away with blaming Labour for a joke of a Navy. The Tories made the Royal Navy a joke.

@floboflo I am sure the world agrees with you that Starmer indeed was the architect and executioner of such a deal..prick

Keir Starmer has played a blinder. Stepped back, analysed the situation and got the Strait of Hormuz opened again. All without a shot fired. This is how you lead.

@Solly01 Pretty impressive for a party that has never been near the levers of power..

Fact!

@kennygfrederick I have opened my eyes - and am witnessing a torrent of shit. Think maybe it is you who have your eyes firmly closed

Those running down Labour need to open their eyes and see what Labour have achieved in such a short time! They can’t do everything they want to do because of the financial situation but please give credit where it is due! Other parties talk a good talk but Labour are doing it!

@lukejcr I agree that Ye should not headline cos of his views. Interesting though that no such issues seem to be apparent with Kneecap or Bob Vylan. Why is that?

To the organisers of Wireless: When your event depends on a figure associated with antisemitism, swastika branding, and pro-Nazi messaging, claiming victimhood rings hollow. If losing that act sinks the festival, the issue was never the government. It was your willingness to have someone with extremist views literally headline your festival.

@annaturley Labour really do have some odious individuals Anna and I have to say you are right up there

What Labour governments do🌹

@vitt2tsnoc Why not a 3 day working week? Or 2? Fuck it lets just pay to have people do nothing

@bphillipsonMP @ChronicleLive Starmer dragged literally kicking and screaming into this u-turn. This Govt is just a total embarrassment

Yesterday in Newcastle, I met with families set to benefit from the scrapping of the two child limit. Parents will have more money in their pockets, children will have better life chances. That’s the difference a Labour government makes. My interview with @ChronicleLive 🎙️

@paullewismoney Its you that is creating the lie. Whilst the Govt obviously generates far more revenue via business taxes, VAT etc the simple fact is that in terms of income tax collected we now collect less via this than we spend on welfare so you should retract your lie. Wont hold my breath..

A lie like this gets traction but it is untrue.

@SSBBWSasha A little from the waist up..

Is this mini skirt too revealing?

@heyrebekavesk Women without tattoos still attractive - yes. Women with boobs longer than their arm - no

Be honest… do men still find women without tattoos attractive these days?

@Die_Anneliese You should lose the socks

nude version in the comments ↓

@Phil_Jones01 @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer Im not offended. I think you are a cretin but thats very different

It’s weird how so many people get offended by me saying I’ve rejoined the @UKLabour party and it is the greatest political movement in the history of civilisation and I’m very proud of my @UKLabour Government and its leader @Keir_Starmer

@EU_Commission If thats the case why do I have to spend a fortune on private healthcare cos the NHS can’t get me an appointment for my son to be diagnosed with autism cos the waiting list is over 2 years?

Healthcare is a basic right. Not a privilege. Not a luxury. This World Health Day, we stand for access, protection, and care for all.

@miranowhere Thats easy. Cos white people dont move to predominantly black countries

Why is diversity pushed only upon white nations

@helcaboyakh I think you are called Caveman for a reason

Show me 1, just 1 country that developed this fast under capitalism?

@narindertweets @ShabanaMahmood Mayce they should consider banning you?

Now the UK has set a standard I look forward to @ShabanaMahmood banning Tommy Robinson and his racist marches in the near future. You ban one. You ban ALL.

@ImtiazMadmood Correct. Its not a bug - its a feature

Why Socialism Doesn't Work, Explained for a 10-Year-Old. You're in a class of 30 students. One kid works like crazy and gets an 18 average. Another does nothing and gets a 4. The teacher decides it's unfair and gives everyone the class average: 11. The one who had 18 stops working. Why bother if it changes nothing? The one who had 4 keeps doing nothing. Why work if you're handed 11 for free? The next year the class average is 7. Then 5. Then 3. The teacher doesn't get it. He thinks the problem is that the students aren't supportive enough of each other. So he starts punishing those who don't put in enough effort. He monitors everyone. He decides who studies what. He bans switching classes. That's exactly what happened. Every time. In every country. No exceptions. USSR, China, Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea, Cambodia, Ethiopia, East Germany. 40 attempts. Same result. Every time. Socialism punishes those who produce and rewards those who don't. Everyone ends up producing nothing. And when no one's producing anymore, the government uses force to make people work. It's not an accident. It's the design. - @BrivaelFr