Timothy van Niekerk

The average woman packs 26 items in her suitcase that she'll never need.

There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing -- They are food, attractive people and danger.

@TimvNie ek sal jou maar consult wat om op my plaas te plant one day #soilscience #onsswothardbra #Agri

The average PC owner spends 50 hours a year troubleshooting. The average Mac owner spends 5 hours a year.

@TimvNie geluk birthday booooyyyy #pardy #woohooooo

Big shoutout to the man himself, Timmothy Chad! Have a great day you sly dog! #birthday #<3 @TimvNie @Willows1903

I don't know how to respond @wjxdejager @mjdippenaar22 @lachlan_macd Must have used Energizer over Duracell #DrPls

Every year about 2,000 people are injured by balloons.

I'm more social than a butterfly, busier than a bee. I'm no animal, I'm an insect! @lachlan_macd @mjdippenaar22

The word "bed" looks like a bed.

Eating four to eight teaspoons of ground nutmeg can cause mild hallucinations.

@lachlan_macd Eat,sleep,study, Breath Rugby #Sokkies #NeedToBeInMyElement #ComePrepared

That awkward moment when you try and take a shneaky photo of the person sitting next to you and your camera isn't on silent #Awarkies #YMCMB

@TimvNie beating the cold, beating the studs, beating dem haters :) #hatersgonhate #NoHatersHere #YMCM #PoppinBottlz