Tiran-5

@megigogi @ShautaCh shit so bleak del taco crinkle cuts dab on half of the fast food fries just for being USUALLY hot, well salted, and not soggy out here. local places fuck tho.

@ShautaCh Yeah every fries fucking suck up here. Suck ass.

Washingtonians are funny

@TheGreatGernzo @Designatedkitty ancient slavjank spaghetti code did not like it one bit.

@Designatedkitty thanks for reminding me of another promised feature that got axed from tarkov 1.0

Kinda bothers me when a game has attachments and the red dot is mounted in the middle of the gun and the housing looks big as fuck while you look down it. Like let me slide that thing more towards the rear where my eye is.

@megigogi probably the next round of animation do-overs, which will either be this year, next year or a decade from now.

Would've made more sense if it was shoving a finger into the tube to check if the shell is not pushing in which tells the tube is fully loaded or whats the spring pressure like to tell the remaining shells in the tube.

Considering how serious Tarkov devs wanna be, kinda funny how "check remaining rounds" animation for shotguns in Tarkov is simply looking into the insertion chamber. Like, what information do you get from this other than there's 0 or 1 round in the tube...

@Designatedkitty muffled by 3 walls, but the 110 decibels letting Cumbusters be known.

@Designatedkitty oh god you're making me remember when I was micspamming gachimuchi on greased palms, tormenting my friends from the post office bathrooms.

Ready or not but every sound effect is replaced with brain rot humor.

@megigogi and the interconnected squads of femboys that were so shy they'd barely touch the radio unless they just paul walker'd into a tree and one is left conscious.

@megigogi in hindsight that PvE server was really fucking cursed, though I do miss the bosnian(?)-israeli micspam lady.

Definitely.

@Thee_marked_one @megigogi wellington bomber from the great escape, b-24 from big red one, and the catalina from world at war.

@megigogi even tho moving thru the craft is on rails, the fact you move throughout it is honestly what makes it stick in your mind, like the B-24 mission in big red one is a core memory of mine for the same reason

How nowadays devs may think that one roller coaster riding mission is so linear, typical and boring and wanna go creative and all that But think of how this one mission forged such permanent memories for so many people’s lives at on point. (CoD tank missions to me as well)

@ARealJillPlush d o i t

@Tiran52 Dont tempt me to get a guntank kit

not to crazy about this, kinda tends to blow up in the hand whenever you mess with something so I kinda just decided to ignore a lot of sanding . Debating on keeping its leg privileges revoked and make him crawl for eternity

@Aurizard7 mineba pm-9.

What gun would Hatsune Miku use?

@megigogi BOTE

SHOUT IF YOU LOVE PBY CATALINA!!!!!!

@Designatedkitty the devs have done a lot of balance passes over the years, so real life viable strategies are hit or miss in RoN now.

I thought a 9 bang was gonna be like “oh it flashbangs 9 times” but na it’s actually just shit.

@megigogi if i remember right the funny phallic hardshell is an add on to the tanker helmets, but they might've ran out or don't have enough for trainees.

They still wear the cold war helmets? I thought they moved on to the green hard shells.

@megigogi only the sketchiest areas on the east end lock the shitters up, god damn what's happened over there past snoqualmie.

I should go out so that I don't drench in this miserable state. It's the only free content I can afford nowadays, to go outside. But then again this fuckass state has ever public bathrooms unavailable and locked up. I'm gonna start pissing around like everyone else, fuck WA.

@megigogi SOMEONE CALL FOR A BOOM

A special enemy type ahh

@Designatedkitty nOt YeT

“Diana get on my back and hack that robot” “No not yet what da heck”

@KaptainKrunch97 flat does not smash my glasses and give me a black eye on accident while I try to show a guide to a game too.

God’s gift to man.

@KaptainKrunch97 hit send too early but fuck it

@KaptainKrunch97 gotta hit it with a rolling pin like the security guard in austin powers

what if you nutted and that shit came out like toothpaste