Brian Stauffer

Hey Morgan, I made a song for you, "roofieeees, roofies, roofieeeeees." That is my song for you.

after 37 hours and 25 minutes of being awake, I have moved my mattress and laid on the window sill to cool off. I want to go to sleep!

(while in bed under the covers) "i can take off my pants with my feet!"

I can take off my pants. (while in bed)

"david: What are you planning on doing tomorrow?" "me: lots of things. Like going to a rodeo. Its a popular troy activity."

I want to go outside and skip around campus like sven... And go oogle google.

wake up sheep...you stupid sack of crap!!

sometimes i wake up to a penguin hitting me in the face. *insert dr. horrible dance*