Titan Tweets

I feel like if you don't know that all the angles of a triangle add up to 180 degrees... you shouldn't be doing illegal shit -Garrett

Just downloaded #drunkmode so my friends don’t lose me - bit.ly/dmodesignup

@Titan_Tweets Garrett ^

*Referring to Founders hall* "Not sure bout the infusion of new and old, it's like taking a '69 challenger and shoving a Subaru up its ass"

"You couldn't get Man Bun Guys pants on any tighter if you had a fucking ratchet strap!" - Garrett. (@bigg416) #TitanTweets2015

"I don't care how good you are at Rubix Cubes... Once I switch two stickers on you your not getting that sucker back together." -- #Garrett

"Statistically speaking for every Wayne Gretzky we have, the USA should have 10" - #Garrett

"Are you guys talking about that idiot that whistles in the caf? Yeah that guy can have a nice long suck on my dickk" -- #Garrett

#ualberta #uofaAugustana

Titans love #uofaAugustana #ualberta

"I will now go into a study cocoon, and I will emerge a learned butterfly!!" -#Garrett

"I haven't taken a note in class since Bush was in power... And Obama's been there for awhile now..." --#Garrett

"Feel kinda bad capturin Lugia, great protector of the seas... And then stuffing her in Bill's P.C. She doesn't belong there. -#Garrett

Garrett: "How fast is hyper speed? Hayden: "Idk Garrett!! Fuckin fast!!" Garett: "well..." Hayden: "IT's GOT FUCKIN HYPER IN IT"

"Why is my bed 10x comfier in the morning then it was the night before?!" -- #Garrett

#Titans #Sex

Where's Ryan Wales? Is he walking around campus posting "Lost Fletcher - If seen Please Return To Me" posters or something? --#Garrett

"Can we go pick up some two ply today man? I seriously feel like I've been wiping my ass with Fire Ants lately" -- #Garrett

" Three things required to be a man... 1. A Y Chromosome 2. A penis 3. Knocking on Heavens Door in your iTunes library!" -- #Garrett

#HungoverTitans #Legends