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The girls in high school who talked shit on me for partying while they studied for their AP classes are now railing coke at college every weekend while I'm in bed by 9 to be up for work tommorow. Funny how things work out, Sarah.

nothing more absurd than when pets have to take medication and they have their name on their little prescription bottles. What do you mean Mr. Noodles has to take Diphenhydramine

Petition to ban the Seal Baja blast commercial. It offends me by making me uncomfortable and wishing I was dead

What the fuck do you mean grandma got ran over by a fucking Reindeer . That’s so scary

men be calling us delusional but have yall ever seen how far a man will take a lie??? shit be diabolical asf

Reminder

Being the bigger woman really requires silence. Let people run with whatever narrative of you & let them feed it to whoever is listening. Move with grace always.

YO the killing of the United healthcare ceo in BROAD DAYLIGHT with a MESSAGE ENGRAVED ON THE BULLET saying “ deny. Defend. Dispose” followed by a BOMB THREAT is some REAL GOTHAM CITY SHIT. YALL ARE REALLY ON YOUR RIDDLER SHIT.

The silent treatment is form of abuse that says: I’ll ignore your existence as punishment. And I’ll control when you’re spoken to again.

One thing about me I love an open house cuz imma go see what’s going on in there

girl YOU BOUGHT TWITTER

sorry this is one of the funniest tweets i’ve ever seen

That’s what the fuck you go with? Stop

when my ex cheated on me he told me a male in natures goal is to ”have as many mates as possible” so I’m gonna go with the bear since I was apparently dating a wild animal already.

the cashier: do u wanna donate a dollar to world hunger Me, sweating, buying a jar of peanut butter for dinner: sure :)

“you let your pet sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

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