T J Lavall

New FIFA directive issued tonight- Any Liverpool player caught passing to Andy Carroll will be immediately booked for wasting time.

Just a true #legend #Henry never leave agen!!

Woooooooooooooooooooooo!

I want a beard like #Thierry Henry

So excited to see Thierry Henry n I'm a Utd fan #legend

Wild at Heart Woooooooooo

"@LittleMixJessy: RETWEET for a follow back and a DM from me! :)" me pls :-)

Bring on the scouse #facup

So happy whistle has gone #cityvutd #mufc

Alittle nervous #cityvutd

So happy rite now #cityvutd

Buzzing best c/midfielder to grace the prem is bk #Scholesy #legend

"@FloridaFinest: White People Problems : act like every black person is out to rob them" > haha

Big game today City v Utd. Need a big performance as last 2 were poor #mufc

Dude open ur eyes #TakeMeOut

@tomclevz23 can I have the shirt pls

Listening to @JLSOfficial #Jukebox

Up at 9am film on for lil 1, beans on toast dominated so wot next!?! Clean house? Wash up??? #Decisions

@Nandos_Official tonite with @ChrisCJJessup soooo hungry feed me sum CHICKEN!!

"@TheRock: Blood, sweat and respect. The first two you give. The last one you earn. #TeamBringItEarningIt24/7"