Taylor Mattern

Rent free in these losers heads

Maybe it’s just a couple friends interlocking lips? You know. Like when you and your boys get together and have a little smoochy smooch at the bar then 6 years later hang out at a sex hotel. Things of that nature and such.

company: we’re hiring! me: *applies* company:

5-under thru 9. Scottie's coming.

Torii Hunter That guy rocked.

MLB needs to suspend, if not at least fine, Willson Contreras, says @ErikKratz31. "If they don't, they're two-faced. You should get suspended for an intentional cleat to the calf that ripped David Hamilton's pants."

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The managers and players were laughing at CB Bucknor for missing the easiest call of all-time

Call it March Madness @ChristianYelich

*my parents screaming at eachother in the kitchen* Me in the middle of the living room:

There’s nothing quite like watching the #Pirates attempt to play defence #openingday

*message sent 8 hours ago* story posted 5 minutes ago:

Tournament over. Sports are the worst. Just no point in even caring anymore

This post is still up after a full day. Over the last 4 years, Sen. Van Wanggaard lost 3 siblings, another has dementia and suffered a heart attack, and his daughter was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. He is stepping away to focus on family. Show some decency and delete this.

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN

“Did you watch the Oscars last n-” Shut up and watch Aaron Judge throw an absolute cannon to gun the runner at third

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TEAM USA IS HEADED TO THE WBC CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆 With a win over the Dominican Republic, Team USA will play the winner of Venezuela vs. Italy in the championship.

Professional sports needs more people like Paul Skenes.