A HW with no storyline? How dreadful!

Carrie, you know who would have had this whole funeral planned out by the time you woke up in the morning? Samantha! #AndJustLikeThat #AJLT #SATC

Kyle and Teddi on WWHL. #RHOBH

LOL at these previews. First Dorit, and now Garcelle are giving us a personal story right off the bat! They both said the fans won’t accuse of not having one this season! #RHOBH

No wonder Kyle never made it as an actress, because this scene she’s written for her and Mauricio to perform is falling flat. #RHOBH

Teenagers are something….and that’s all I’ll say about this scene with Garcelle and her boys. #RHOBH

Dorit setting up this divorce storyline for next season! Work Dorit WORK! #RHOBH

Not Dorit is serving Kyle this Trader Joe’s ready to serve salad and this digiorno pizza for dinner lol #RHOBH

Okay, I’m going to need all new assistants/associates/employees of these housewives to be seen and NOT HEARD. It’s so obvious they want their camera time. #RHOBH

I’m glad Kyle finally admitted that she let R*nna and Erika go after Kathy on her behalf. We’ve all known she’ll never have her sisters back, glad she’s finally started saying it out loud. #RHOBH

Erika must have come straight from her acting class because what is this monologue and with these tears? Girl. #RHOBH

Sutton, TEA!!!! 😲 PK had a woman in the car when he got his DUI????? #RHOBH

Dorit isn’t wasting anytime this season with clocking the girls. She said y’all won’t accuse me of not clocking in from the start, IKTR! #RHOBH

Erika starting the season lying lol girl we know you’re on Ozempic, Manjaro or one of them diet pills! #RHOBH

I do like that we’re starting the season with a group get together! #RHOBH

Okay, can we do away with the spiritual therapists trope on housewives now? #RHOBH

Who cares that Jessel moved right before they started filming? Thankfully she did or this season would have flopped because there would have been no one there to carry it! 😏 #RHONY

They say Jessel’s party was dry with bad wine and Jessel says not bad like Erin’s party and it wasn’t on my invitation. Erin retorts with I’m not a PR person like you! Erin can’t take joke EVER. Such a Debbie downer. #RHONY

Brynn said I work a real job Sai, not pose in the middle of the street for cash! #RHONY

Lol I see a theme going on. The “circle of trust” includes Erin, Sai and Brynn but then Brynn repeats everything they say anyway after their meeting. Mess! #RHONY

The fact that in their “circle of trust” they discuss everyone else’s business but their own 😒 #RHONY

Not Ubah is admitting to have been an abusive partner in past relationships….😳 #RHONY