toa heftiba

@peterjobes @BurgerKing Welcome to UK where ‘health and safety’ causes more harm than “safety” 70% of the time 😂

Many have offered rich incentives for X (fka Twitter) to move its HQ out of San Francisco. Moreover, the city is in a doom spiral with one company after another left or leaving. Therefore, they expect X will move too. We will not. You only know who your real friends are when the chips are down. San Francisco, beautiful San Francisco, though others forsake you, we will always be your friend.

@HumansNoContext Mourning-Post Malone

What song is this?

@richardosman It’s happening!!! 😍🤓

The finished, finished, finished copies of #TheLastDevilToDie have finally arrived. I can't wait for you to read it in September!

@elonmusk This is so 2015

@HumansNoContext Depends how good your aim is

"Working from home with a toddler: It's like being a CEO, a teacher, a referee, and a professional hide-and-seek player all at once. If multitasking was an Olympic sport, I'd definitely be a gold medalist! 💪🏠👶 #WFHChaos #ParentingProblems"

Monday vibes got me like 🙃 Can anyone share their secret to conquering the Monday blues? 😅 #MondayMotivation #HelpNeeded

Currently reading ‘Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing’ and I gotta ask, has anyone managed to read through it with dry eyes? Asking for a friend 📕 #friendsloversandthebigterriblething #matthewperry

Note to self: Being an adult is just an elaborate game of 'How many coffees can I consume before my heart files a formal complaint?' ☕💔😂 #Caffeineaddict #HeartPalpitationsForDays

Parenting is like juggling flaming torches, but instead of torches, it's toys, snacks, and emotions. And instead of an audience, it's your kids demanding an encore every five minutes. 🤹‍♀️🔥😅 #ParentingLife #CircusOfChaos

@NoContextBrits Switzerland

@nfrealmusic Please release more dates for the UK tour 😭 the tickets sold out in minutes

@PicturesFoIder Skipping naps

What was awesome as a kid, but sucks as an adult?

@NoContextBrits Literally ANYTHING else

Name a better meal than this.

Get ready for Father's Day with the latest Unsplash+ collection featuring Mohamed Hamdi, Toa Heftiba, Sandra Seitamaa, and many more! unsplash.com/collections/ib…

@dfwmiidfwy Sameeeeee😂😅

This is the second time I’ve had a heart attack over David Attenborough trending. Stop it.

@peterjobes One of my fave series 👌🏼