ToastyOso

@tinselhag That looks delicious

pizza party in my tummy. trentina on the left amatriciana on the right

@tinselhag I've been thinking the same thing lately

might fuck around and become a cult leader

@StrayAliens Dude speaking of candy, I need to order some more

I swear all these candy companies are afraid to try new flavors while the chip companies just want to watch the world burn.

Perfect cuts of puff pastry 2.5"×2.5" with a bit of homemade pineapple preserves Let's bake baked!

@StrayAliens That looks amazing

Pad Kee Mao. One of my favorite dishes & I mastered it from scratch! 👽👨‍🍳

@smgillustration This made me laugh so hard I spit my coffee out, thanks 😂

† post christmas dinner movie 𐕣 gotta hide those tootsies. they ain’t free.

@smgillustration You made this??

blanket finished, wrapped up, and under the treeee. 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

@smgillustration Annndddd.... now I want some treats!

RICE KRISPY TREATS !!

@smgillustration That is the damned truth!

go where your energy is reciprocated, appreciated and celebrated 👌🏼 nothing worse then wasting your time...

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@immigrantkiddo If I offer you food, and you say no, that's rejection. Which will be accompanied by the squinty eyes...

@baron_s_art Lmao now I can't stop laughing

@ToastyOso eating a bag of poppable buttery popcorn while looking at the collection of big eyeballs! haha, i don't know why i get the heebie jeebies when i think of it loool.

@baron_s_art Lol what makes it fucked up though? Wanting to see the collection or the popcorn? 😂

@ToastyOso LMAOOO yes. that is definitely fucked up. hahahaha

@baron_s_art Lmao is it weird that I would want to see the collection while eating a bag of extra buttery popcorn? 🤔

@ToastyOso okay here, let me try: i love eyeballs. wish i could collect all the colours. 👀👀👀

@baron_s_art Lmao no no! Now I want to hear it in a serial killer way 😂

@ToastyOso i appreciate that! and you're so right. i love eyes too. i sat here for a moment trying to think of how to say i like eyeballs without sounding low-key terrifying in a serial killer way. LMAO.

@baron_s_art I loaf them! I get stuck looking at people eyes cause they're all so vastly different and colorful

@ToastyOso thank youuuuu!!! heterochromia. :)

@baron_s_art Tis my pleasure!

@ToastyOso great, thanks Toasty!!

how do people wash baseball caps? hats? w/e tf they're called.

@baron_s_art Not so far, all my hats are as perfect as when they were new As long as you dry them on low heat you should be good

@ToastyOso does it not destroy it tho?