Tobias Milde Kjeldal
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@SwearingSport Gen Z was the generation who grew up watching him play left back…
Do you mean Gen Alpha?
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@FrankEra_ Imagine telling United fans years ago, that we’s be sad to see him go/we want him to stay
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🚨🎙️ | Harry Maguire outlines his own conditions to signing a new contract at #MUFC:
“I think we’ll reach an agreement on what is best for the club and myself.
“I LOVE this club. But it’s got to be right for myself and it’s got to be right for the club as well. I do NOT want to be staying just because of sentimental reasons.
“I want to be staying because I want to be there and the club want me to DRIVE THEM FORWARD, and they feel like I’ve got a big part to play in it.
“And if that’s the case, then I’m sure we’ll sit down and agree on something.”

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@CFCfrancisco Imagine being Neuer. Played for Bayern for 15 years. Arguably the greatest keaper of his generation. Won a world cup, UCL and multiple Bundesliga titles. And yet... some guy on Twitter still can't spell your name right.
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@KSI @Dag_RedFC This was the huge announcement you made us wait for? That you've bought some Sunday bed and breakfast league club?
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I’m so excited to start this journey. It’s gonna be a rollercoaster for sure but I hope to bring Dagenham and Redbridge (@Dag_RedFC) back to the glory days. For those of you that are OG fans (Race to Division One), you’ll know that this is a full circle moment for me. So join me on this exhilarating adventure and I’ll see you all at Victoria road this Saturday! I’ll be streaming too haha
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@YesItsBash I fully agree with this statement, imagine telling someone this 3 years ago. Hats off to the guy!
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@poggydoggy @FmrRepMTG "We think for ourselves" = Believe everything big Donnie tells you to believe.
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@FmrRepMTG Still voting republican. You aren’t changing anyone’s mind. We think for ourselves.
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All of you MAGA influencers and the rest mocking the seriousness of women who were trafficked and raped as teenagers and young women look like cult fools.
Good luck trying to get women to vote for Republicans in the midterms you insensitive clowns.
The Republican Party already has a woman voting problem.
Keep mocking those of us who take rape and pedophilia seriously and demand accountability for corruption.
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@AmarVijh999 @coachpickle_ How evil of an unknown guy from England to pressure the biggest club in England to win 5 games in a row. 😐
If this is honestly your mindset have a day off.
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@coachpickle_ Using the club to get himself famous is the issue.
The most in form club in England is now under pressure to win for a haircut.
It’s embarrassing, the whole thing is a farce!!!
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dont get the hate for him tbh
not his fault united have been shit
doesn't say a single bad word about the players in his reviews, doesnt throw anyone under the bus.
comes across as humble, polite and just an overall decent guy
Real Betis Balompié@RealBetis_en
Today is the day. Please release this lad from his pain, @ManUtd.
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@jackunheard "Arguably greatest clip of all time" Are you sure you're not getting a little carried away?
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@sanesou @footballontnt Ah yes, Zidane - the famous PL midfielder…
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@footballontnt Is this rage bait? 😂 You have De Bruyne at the throne. Then you have the likes of Scholes, Gerrard, Beckham etc. Wtf is Bruno and Odegaard doing here?
Kevin De Bruyne is the best ever PL midfielder. Everyone knows this. His career stats are even better than Zidane’s.
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@only1tommo You guys are so fucking vain, all bro said was, that their goal was to go there and win (the most basic response ever for a footballer), but Dorgu has clearly got your panties in a twist.
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I can’t wait to cook this mf.
All Dorgu has done so far is fall over and foul Bukayo Saka.
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Patrick Dorgu on their game against Arsenal: "We are going there to take the 3 points."
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@Gunneruni @Amaddiallo_19 @cagiago_ Pipe down - Amad has won more trophies in the past 3 years than you have.
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@Amaddiallo_19 @cagiago_ Saying this against a team that has just lost its 3rd game in 35 matches when you spent almost 3 years without stringing wins together is pathetic.
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@amoi_truline @AbsoluteBruno You really should. Nothing wrong with it. Professional footballers take shit from faceless fans all the time on this app, but the moment they clap back at a fan being a little to loud, suddenly it's wrong or unprofessional. Had Gabriel done this, you wouldn't have said shit.
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They’ll cry the sport is robotic then get mad when a player shows the slightest bit of personality
Ifeoluwani@Philopearl_Afc
Am I the only who thinks this is so wrong for a professional footballer to do?
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When we eventually come for him….
I don’t wanna hear is mother passed away or stupid mental health….
Let’s just be fucking clear on that….
Cause when your turn comes….
ALL MORALS ARE OFF THE FUCKING TABLE.
Stupid kid!
Amad@Amaddiallo_19
@cagiago_ Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫
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@Esau_Matsiko I'd hope not. It is your home stadium after all.
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@TobbeMilde @TheArsenalN7 @AFC_Ryyy That dwarf would get pasted if he was doing that out and about you daft twat
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Not even a VAR check
𝐑𝐲𝐲🃏(fan)@AFC_Ryyy
Martinez literally just punched Gabriel Jesus in the back of the head wtf???
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