Tobi Mide
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Tobi Mide
@TobiMide
pData Analytics Engineer I Systems before models
Katılım Kasım 2025
88 Takip Edilen37 Takipçiler
Except you chose it, do not let societal expectations push you into getting married, and until you are sure that you can bear the emotional, physical, mental and financial responsibilities, don’t have kids.
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“I think the more impressive stat is that 63% of CEO's went to Grad School!”
Gemini@Gemini
JUST IN: 37% of fortune 500 CEOs skipped grad school entirely, study reveals
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@Funminz @OliLondonTV Givers never lack 😃.
Some things are easier said than done
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@OliLondonTV If he truly believes it, he can start giving his own money away.
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Lewis Hamilton has said billionaires shouldn’t exist while calling for a wealth cap.
Meanwhile, he earns $60 million per year with Ferrari.
He wears a Richard Mille watch worth $2.2 million.
He is worth $550 million.
His girlfriend is worth $1.9 billion.
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Lmaoo. Calm down.
Normal schengen go carry you go there.
Lesilo Rula@kay_mahapa
They probably throw away your Visa application at Monaco embassy if your attached proof of income is from a salary.
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@m_jay10 @25tobiloba Yeah but her using a chopper isn’t the big flex Nigerians think it is. It’s just 150€ which is like 300k. Nigerians think it’s 5k$ lmao.
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Is it not common knowledge that you don’t arrive Monaco directly? You have to take a chopper from NICE to Monaco.
D3VID 🐢@DurkioWiz
Sophia Egbueje took a helicopter straight to her apartment in Monaco just to beat traffic, look at the view from her apartment 😳🙆♂️🔥
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Have these guys ever heard of the term - "Preserving a Crime Scene"? What I see all over this video is contamination of a crime scene. Does the NPF have protocols on preserving and accessing a crime scene?
Forgive me, it is because I have watched too many Law & Order episodes.
Oyo Affairs@Oyoaffairs
Oyo Commissioner of Police visits kidnappers' den in Lakoun, along Ayegun-Olojuoro road, Ibadan, where the sister of former Minister Adebayo Adelabu and her children were held captive.
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Morning devotions in Nigerian households were the original breeding ground for indirect jabs.
Your mum will be praying for you in presence of everyone and randomly say, “Father remove every spirit of laziness, stubbornness and wasted potential from his life,” and suddenly you’re wondering when you offended her.
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Chale!!! We are on the wrong side of consulting 🤯🤯🤯
mads campbell@martyrdison
if i was a man who had to pay $4000 to have lunch with a woman i’d probably kms
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@Wicksmann1900 @DurkioWiz Was the Lambo delivered?
And did they not hang out a couple of times?
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@TobiMide @DurkioWiz Bro men Dey whey Dey pay 💰 pass like that, no be lambo she bill burna? Dey play
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The BYD Yang Wang is literally a boat that floats in water. Excellent for Accra this period.
Meistermind@mistameister
How are the Electric cars handling the floods ?
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Why is destruction/demolition always a rapid response to Nigeria Government for most crime scenes?
Anyone can explain to me why this building was demolished barely 48 hours after rescue?
Forensic is done and completed?
Aláshelà@TheYemiKing
BREAKING: House used in kidnapping of former Minister for Power Adebayo Adelabu's sister and nephews has been demolished by the Oyo State government barely 48 hours after their rescue
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@markessien Read the book of Job, and don't invite trouble.
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Why is Akwa Ibom much more peaceful and safe than the rest of Nigeria?
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@Wicksmann1900 @DurkioWiz She can't charge $45k for weekend, saver bet
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I don’t know why we hate standard
Abutex the equipment manufacturer sells stainless steel table that can house this slicer comfortably for 180-250,000 depending on size.
The proper overall hairnet and nose mask 😷 cost around 5,000 .
I don’t know why we insist on doing things like Animals
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
Man shows how bread is sliced using a machine at the company where he works👀👀
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@ThatIsrael_ I feel the justice system in Nigeria needs optimisation, cause why would you be in jail for betslip.
And I am sure its not worth millions
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Once met a woman in a cell who was there because a man accused her of stealing his bet slip in a restaurant she worked at
Abraham Omolewa@OmolewaAbraham
In an outreach, once met an inmate awaiting trial in jail for 5+ years because he stole 10k naira.
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@Babajiide Letting others know their emergency ain't your own, I had to learn the hard way.
Was always running out of cash, until I realised I was doing Red Cross with my expense fund
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Budget everything.
Letting others know their emergencies is not your own emergency
Learn to trade off
Grace (omo'badan)@ifetemini
Salary earners, what habit helped you stop running out of money before month-end? Share your secret.
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