Ryde Toby ♻️

That flight back from Amsterdam where all the leftover nugs get thrown into one massive prang zoot just before takeoff 🛸

Why do I click on the calculator everytime I mean to set an alarm/timer? Fried brains on toast with a side of frizzle fries 🐋

@LiamSmyth_ Sundays gunna be electric 😂

@TobyRyde Was thinking why bring him on instead of Tony but what a boy and palmer

Villa’s golden boy has only just gone and done it 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

This spain france game, wow 😮‍💨

I fucking love Hell’s Kitchen

I know I’m wayyyyyyy late to the party, but wow, red dead redemption 2 is a masterpiece 😮‍💨

Gassed to be supporting ANTSS in the hometown at the end of this month 😆

@Eminem new track Houdini is 🔥 mad nostalgia watching that music video 😮‍💨

Can we all stop pretending that Winston Churchill doesn’t sound like a stain of cheese

@ruthxcasey What can I say, man of many tastes… one of which is chedda flavoured 😟

Spent the past hour watching cheese rolling races and I couldn’t be happier

Martinez has had a nightmare there 😶‍🌫️ still best keeper int world, gittup

If you’re a promoter asking DJs to sell a certain amount of tickets to play at your event please stop. You’re the promoter, that’s your job. The DJs job is to… DJ 😂

Got that production bug in my system and I ain’t tryna sneeze it out any time soon 😮‍💨

“My nuts hang like ain’t no curfew” lil Wayne is really one of the greatest word players In the game 😂

That new spiderman game is the tits, hooked from the get go 🤧🔥

I hope grime gets a resurgence the same way garage did

Whenever I don’t wanna do somet I just play Kano P’s and Q’s and boom I’m active