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What’s the pettiest reason someone has broken up with you?

quote with bicep pictures pls im sick 😔

My wife still masturbates after 35 minutes of penetrative s£x. My co-worker told me last week that he’s getting tired of his marriage because he finds his wife difficult to satisfy s£xually. After f0replay and about 35 minutes of penetration, she lies beside him and still masturbates. He said he’s not really bothered about the act itself, but about how long she takes. According to him, she continues for about 20 minutes even after they’ve had s£x. I asked if they ever discussed s£x while they were dating, and he said that anytime he brought it up, she would ignore it and say it was a worldly matter. But now that they’re married, he’s seeing a completely different side of her. I told him not to consider divorce because of this—that he might just need to put in more effort in the bedroom. But another colleague overheard us and said if it were him, he wouldn’t tolerate it at all. Now it got me thinking, is this really a problem—or just a lack of understanding between two people who never had the right conversations before marriage?

Somebody let me tie them to a chair and jack them off🫣

Where do we go from here ?

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