Tochi Onyebuchi

The best thing I've ever written is on sale today. Shoutout to my galaxy-brain editor @jruoxichen, shoutout to the brilliant team at @TorDotComPub for mid-wiving this beautiful, strange thing. Shoutout to everyone who shouted abt this book. I'm blessed. us.macmillan.com/books/97812507…

Bc why not

Bang...

swifties now is your time

"[A] sprawling work of futuristic science fiction...Onyebuchi’s tightly packed prose gives a look into the unimaginable desperation of living in a post-apocalyptic world." - @TIME on Goliath by @TochiTrueStory Read the full review here: time.com/collection/mus…

Last Thanksgiving, over exquisite home-cooked Naija cuisine, somebody during a loud and contentious political argument compared Zuckerberg to the Sackler family. No other holiday so regularly gives me that amount of joy.

We outside. time.com/collection/mus…

I know it's different kinda smarts out here bc I done read Madame Bovary in the original French but it be taking me 28 mins to solve these g-d Ragnarok puzzles.

Martyrdom of Saint Lawrence, by José de Ribera, 1620-24, 📸 by @isaiah_photo

Perc Cousins

Martin McDonagh ate that.

I can't believe how fast I gotta beat this game to avoid spoilers.

Sometimes I be thinking wistfully about retiring from book-writing when I get old enough--get me a safe farm, try not to get crushed by a tractor--then Nas out here eating rappers' lunches at 49 like damn I guess I gotta put more gas in the tank.

"Eat my poison fish, brother." is maybe my favorite TV line of 2022.

Me telling y'all to buy my depressing af books:

Inception top spinning <<<<<<<<<<< thick judge judy

Eat my poison fish, brother.

@JGregoryP 🎶like a good neighbor, safe farm is there🎶

My favorite half hour of television ever.