Todd Chappelle
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Todd Chappelle
@ToddChappelle
Funny songwriter, parody guy and @UDelaware alum. As heard on the Dr. Demento show, Good Day Philadelphia, 93.3 WMMR & 93.7 WSTW.
Katılım Ekim 2012
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Todd Chappelle retweetledi
ENCORE! TRO performs Paul Simon - Friday, January 16th at Elkton Music Hall - mailchi.mp/7a9657835ed0/b…
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Santa will put coal in your stocking if you clap on 1 and 3. #rockefellercenter
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A baby boy has been born to an Ohio couple from an embryo frozen in 1994. The baby is fine, although he will only drink Zima.
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@ToddChappelle Was so much fun to hear you today at @StewartsBrewing en route to New Jersey.
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When did the #HomeRunDerby turn into the WWE? Why are they shouting all of the intros?
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It doesn’t truly feel like summer until Target starts selling fireworks.
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I agree with this 100%. There are probably billions of pennies in circulation right now, we will never run out of them.
The Associated Press@AP
BREAKING: The U.S. Mint has made its final order of penny blanks and will stop producing the coin when those run out. apnews.com/article/us-min…
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This #Easter, I have reaffirmed that jelly beans are my kryptonite.
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On parade day on Broad Street, the #Eagles gave to me:
12 Mummers mumming
11 vapers vaping
10 hours of drinking
9 people freezing
8 broken awnings
7 windows busted
6 greased up light poles
5 DUIs
4 million people
3 flipped cars
2 thousand fireworks
AND ANOTHER LOMBARDI TROPHY
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It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm.
Have a great night!
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I laughed out loud so hard at Seal as a seal that I startled my family.
#SuperBowlLIX
#SuperBowl
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Egg prices are too high? Can’t they just release some eggs from the National Egg Reserve?
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For our area since 2020:
🌪️66 Tornadoes (13 EF2+)
🌀 4 Tropical Storms (Elsa, Henri, Isaias, Fay)
🌫️82 Dense Fog Advisories
🌊4 Flash Flood Emergencies
🥵101°F at Reading (6/22/24)
🥶-15°F at Mount Pocono (1/22/25)
❄️ Highest Daily Snowfall: 22.4" at Allentown (2/1/21)
NWS New Orleans@NWSNewOrleans
⚜️🫶 Our area has so much to offer! Here's what we've observed this decade so far: 🌪️ 122 Tornadoes (7 EF2+) 🌀 5 Storms (2 Category 3+) 🌫️ Innumerable Dense Fog Events 🌊 17 Flash Flood Emergencies 🥵 Hottest: 108°F at Slidell 🥶 Coldest: 7°F at BTR ❄️ Record Snowfall: 7-10"+
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Saturday January 18!
@ShanePalkoMusic and I will be tearing it up at the @Delfolk Coffeehouse in Dover, DE! Show starts at 7:30 pm. Tickets available at delfolk.org/store
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I’m officially at the “Skechers Slip-Ins” stage of my life.
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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for getting run over in a #Wawa parking lot.
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To the tune of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”
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I’ll see #drones for Christmas
Over land and sea
No one knows
Just where they go
Its all a mystery
Christmas Eve will find me
Hiding ‘neath my tree
I’ll see drones for Christmas
All over New Jersey
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#dronesoverNJ #drone
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