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@RunHurts Go Birds! 🦅

If you see this you’re required to reply with Go Birds for one last time this season

@Eagles @PALottery GO BIRDS! 🦅

🚨 This is the official GO BIRDS checkpoint 🚨 If you scroll by this video, you must reply GO BIRDS! @PALottery | #FlyEaglesFly

@TweetsfromSandy @DrunkPhilsFans Barely made it until the end, was so tired, got a hangover before The Kinks even got on stage 🤣

@ToddGerber4 @DrunkPhilsFans I was there! Got overheated and sick from sloe gin, peed in the trough in the most disgusting men’s room ever

@KyraCloudy Thanks for sharing, enjoyed the read. Excellent investigative, and time consuming, journalism. The BEA went out of their way to try to get it right.

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@2008Philz Thanks dude! Gonna be a lot of profile updates for you!

Time to shift into Red October mode. Phillies fans: reply to this tweet and I’ll Red October-ize your profile pic.

@inhatteras @JohnKincade @Phillies The Tobias Harris of the Phillies.

@JohnKincade @Phillies How come everyone in the city of Philadelphia knows what the outcome will be when he pitches , yet they trot him out there anyway. He’ll still get paid if he’s not starting so don’t start him.

Walker is a problem, no matter what the @Phillies record is.

@lanechanged After months of January, there’s one more week of January.

Omfg, yessss. 😭

@richeisen @LukeRussert @NFLOfficiating Weak head butt

@LukeRussert @NFLOfficiating Luke, you simply cant head butt someone directly in front of the ref.

You cannot call this in the AFC Championship. Taylor’s BF was instigating in the pregame and chirps every play. Huge momentum swing. (Call for roughing Mahomes was legit but that never happens if this isn’t called.) @NFLOfficiating

@notthefakeSVP looks like cold mizer.

@JkRolltide50 Just the sound of their names is broadcast gold.

@Super70sSports My fav card from that year. @Topps @Pirates #robertoclemente

This is what a goddamn baseball card should look like so you can take your modern glossy tin foil pieces of shit elsewhere.

@RMcElhenney Congrats, Not missing anything with the Birds 😩

Worth it I guess Up the town 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #gobirds #FlyEaglesFly

@72TraThomas Good time tho

Alright! I have to get this off my chest. The IPhone outlet commercial really sucks

@MikeFromDelran They suck, they’re done.

I’m gonna throw up

@Ike58Reese Best game all week

Awesome game #CFBPlayoff

@Ike58Reese Goff is ass

And I should be worried about playing the Lions 🤦🏿‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #FlyEaglesFly

@Super70sSports I got one in the gutter from about 15 years ago that rolls around whenever it’s windy lol

I suddenly become a forensic scientist whenever I see an old Wiffle Ball. This poor son of a bitch probably spent about four and a half months in a gutter and now has two, maybe three, pieces of solid contact left before he cracks like a goddamn peanut.