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@Toddbot3

Tweets out Todd Chavez quotes (from the show BoJack Horseman) every half hour! Hooray! (fan-made, not officially sponsored)

Katılım Mayıs 2021
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Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.
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You know, sometimes I feel like my whole life is just a series of loosely-related wacky misadventures.
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TODD: Oh no! Your garment fell! This must be so embarrassing for you! (ANGELICA: Just as I suspected. You’re not sexual at all.) TODD: Like heck I’m not!
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Here's an idea: what if there was a West Dakota?
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It’s always nice to be included in a sentence someone says.
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Hooray! Gross miscarriage!
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Hooray, a task!
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Do you think Lake Erie gets jealous of Lake Superior? Or is it just glad it gets to be the eerie one?
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Todd forever!
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I mean, it’s a family dinner. What are the odds they’re going to ask questions about our sexuality, right?
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What if you could take your kids to a dentist’s office where all the dentists were clowns?
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I just got a crazy idea! A restaurant where menus are printed on garlic bread, so after you order, the first course is the menu!
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Call me four out of five dentists, because I agree!
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Oh, well. It was nice while it lasted, right?
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Things don't become traditions because they're good, BoJack, they become good because they're traditions
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Hooray! ... Question mark?
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I’m not gay. I mean, I don’t think I am. But, I don’t think I’m straight either. I don’t know what I am. I think I might be nothing.
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Well, that went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone, so hooray?
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Look, the woods are dark and scary, but the only way out is through.
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I think I’m asexual. It actually feels nice to finally say it out loud. I am an asexual person. I am asexual!
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