Todd bot

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.

You know, sometimes I feel like my whole life is just a series of loosely-related wacky misadventures.

TODD: Oh no! Your garment fell! This must be so embarrassing for you! (ANGELICA: Just as I suspected. You’re not sexual at all.) TODD: Like heck I’m not!

Here's an idea: what if there was a West Dakota?

It’s always nice to be included in a sentence someone says.

Hooray! Gross miscarriage!

Hooray, a task!

Do you think Lake Erie gets jealous of Lake Superior? Or is it just glad it gets to be the eerie one?

Todd forever!

I mean, it’s a family dinner. What are the odds they’re going to ask questions about our sexuality, right?

What if you could take your kids to a dentist’s office where all the dentists were clowns?

I just got a crazy idea! A restaurant where menus are printed on garlic bread, so after you order, the first course is the menu!

Call me four out of five dentists, because I agree!

Oh, well. It was nice while it lasted, right?

Things don't become traditions because they're good, BoJack, they become good because they're traditions

Hooray! ... Question mark?

I’m not gay. I mean, I don’t think I am. But, I don’t think I’m straight either. I don’t know what I am. I think I might be nothing.

Well, that went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone, so hooray?

Look, the woods are dark and scary, but the only way out is through.

I think I’m asexual. It actually feels nice to finally say it out loud. I am an asexual person. I am asexual!