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@RekkaMachine @almaadash he got shredded

@almaadash Now let’s see what happened to Kinger

#TADCSPOILERS • • • • • oh so THAT’S what happened when she got teleported

@EMositeCC Grant

So Kinger's Real name is G*an* ??? Any guesses?

apolgy for bad english where were u wen caine die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "caine is kil" "no"

@_Escrevedori It was his coping mechanism to pretend/believe it was all pretend, so when it was proven to be real he lost it.

JAX JUST NOW REALIZING ITS ALL REAL FOR REAL??? HE WAS GENUINELY BELIEVING IT WASN'T? IT WAS NOT HIM PRETENDING???????

@JollyJadenTNT @evilpoomny @neorouxls a lot of people think jax ran over gangle irl

@evilpoomny @neorouxls Wait a minute… if Gangle got into a vehicle accident… and Jax was implied to crash into someone… doesn’t that mean?

// TADC EP 8 SPOILERS!!! THE REVEAL THAT THEIR DIGITAL BODIES/ICONS WERE CREATED BY CAINE SPECIFICALLY AS THE "PERFECT VESSEL" BASED OFF THEIR BRAIN DATA!! CONFIRMATION THAT THEIR DESIGNS ARE IMPORTANT TO THEIR REAL LIVES

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder: "Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot." Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

@boogaloogrrl @mikromoons in your fist like a banana

@mikromoons How are you supposed to hold it?

@hozierlvrs I used to put these in my mouth. Very nice texture.

had a dream last night that a horror movie about these things existed

watching elf 164 times while eating 351 hot dogs

@Utterly_Jean retard

Mom with a whole bunch of Wiccan stuff on her page "my kid is having night terrors what can I do to help them?" Hmm maybe get the demonic crap out of your house?

neither “chickpea” nor “garbanzo bean” really capture what those things are all about

Imagine if yellowjackets happen to them.. They’d eat Robbie on day 1 😭😭😭😭😭

ansiedade: se prepara pra lutar… eu: com o quê? ansiedade: se prepara eu: O QUÊ???? ansiedade: PREPARA!!! eu:

@Chlomilla no proper nouns, scrabble rules

tf you mean wordle doesn't count april as a word?

@diszign @cyndiquills gee i wonder

@cyndiquills a fake a fraud who’s made of a pink jelly substance

quote retweet this and horribly describe your fav pokémon without using its name or picture

@cyndiquills spicy chicken, but little.

tote männer vergewaltigen keine frauen aber tote frauen werden immer noch von männern vergewaltigt

@SYDNEYFROMNOVA not everything has to be about you.

as a black person, what is saint patricks day supposed to mean to me?

@SolitaryBoy1250 I kicked a squirrel once because it crossed my path perfectly as I was walking by and the poor thing flew like 3 feet

Accidently kicked a toad while walking on my completely dark street and I will take this guilt to my grave, I'm sorry little dude :(