Token Geezer

There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect

There’s no drunk like a Sunday drunk

I only drink beer on public transport to stop people sitting next to me

Sorry but if God existed he would never allow Christian Rock

You’d get a lot more takers if you opened up a go fuck yourself page

Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers

Fuck man, I’ve been having an energy crisis for about 10 years..

@hipchkk Make it work!

Never place your trust in people who can breathe

@hipchkk Good! Still alive!

@suzieQ0007 I’ll take that

@AngelinaC72 Yeah it’s not as good as it sounds!

@Token_Geezer Great tweet!

Everyone wants to be somebody’s obsession. Until they are.

Google maps: You've arrived. Me: *fluffs hair* I know! Right?

@hipchkk Shiny enough! Good to see you still exist my friend!

@suzieQ0007 Couldn’t agree more sweetheart

The only people who hate each other more than the left and the right are the left and the left

Don’t ask me what I think because I’ll tell you.

If only sense was simple and common

@jdstalnaked North/North East London. Not far at all

@jdstalnaked Give me a shout next time you’re over mate. Whereabouts in England do you go?