Patrick McCarty

@asiangirlari Hi

say ‘hi’ if you see this and want a free pic in dm 🫶

@ViolentLavender Interesting study

When I was done I got a free Barbie doll and my mom got money. It is one of my earliest memories

In the mid 90s I was part of a study where they put me in a small room covered floor to ceiling in pictures of Barbies and asked me which ones I would want for Christmas, my birthday, etc and little 5 year old me would walk around pointing at Barbie pictures

@ViolentLavender Amazing!

Just finished another craft and no I'm not gonna stop talking about it LOOK AT IT LOOK AT THIS BABY

@elonmusk Instal foot upgrade...

Ouch my feet!!

@elonmusk By requesting my comment you have agreed to send me 1 billion us dollars. My comment: "huh?"

Please comment on this matter

@ViolentLavender I'll be honest, I've thought of that

Lol my thighs chafe so much I bought lube to slather onto them so they slide better I got lube-y legs

@ViolentLavender Ewww & not good fiction at that

The only reading material offered in this waiting room

@ViolentLavender *hug*

My body is flawless on the outside ✨ And absolutely fucked up on the inside. I'm practically allergic to food. Don't feed me. My digestive system humbles me 🥲

@ViolentLavender /swoon

I have ✨ special eyes ✨

@ViolentLavender Preach, same ugly yellow here & the brush, omg so much brush!!

I will never forgive the little old lady that owned this house before me for: 1. Painting the walls bright yellow 2. Planting holly fucking EVERYWHERE. THAT SHIT SPREADS ALL OVER AND THE LEAVES STAB YOU

@ViolentLavender The "I'd kill that" responcd baffles me. If he were to say "I have a dog." Would you're response of "oh I killed a puppy this morning." Be accepted with a "please tell me more?" (Disclaimer: puppies are awesome this was an example)

What is wrong with people. One time a guy asked if I had pets and when I said I had snakes he responded with "huh, I shot a snake with my gun the other week" Also, this pigeon is so pretty 💜

@ViolentLavender At least they weren't Styrofoam

Anyone else break down crying because of some plants today? Just me? Cool

@ViolentLavender Que Queen: " I want it all!"

It's always "show butthole, show butthole" and never "show me your cool rock collection" 😭

@ViolentLavender Sorry, you both had to experience her.

@Tolardamnit Older white lady

Welp It finally happened Someone thought my gf and I were sisters Two redheads? Gotta be related

@ViolentLavender Aww, someone gets their good looks from their mom.

A pretty baby for your feed this morning ✨💜🐍

@ViolentLavender Bail money ready

Jaw? CLENCHED Anxiety? HIGH

@megraeart @ViolentLavender Amazing work

The Seer holds the key of foresight and the curse of knowledge model: @ViolentLavender

@ViolentLavender Oh no, I'm turning into stone...

✨🧙‍♂️ magic 🔮✨