Greathouse Horrors

Hey there 👋 I haven't really been on here in a long time. I have been a lot more active elsewhere, though, but that's bc they gave me coffee and cheese, and ya'll never fed me enough. Yeah, I'm kind of like that inside/outside cat who likes the neighbor's house too much.

I love squeezing in extras when people order from me, and I found these adorable bookmarks - which seem to be a reader favorite 😍 (that is, if their family doesn't swipe them). Best part, they come in bulk! amzn.to/44rE3Or

@FantasyCAPence @Oh_that_Jared @Timoburnham 🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh trust me, my sentences can run long

@ToldAshley @Oh_that_Jared @Timoburnham You guys have such short sentences to work with. Did Machiavelli not know what a period was?

@Oh_that_Jared @FantasyCAPence @Timoburnham I didn't really feel like drinking alone tonight is all. Site Alpha by Neal Romriell

@FantasyCAPence @Timoburnham He squealed in excitement as he gave her a look from head to toe. Lily by @ToldAshley

@liteknight57 It is

I'm afraid if I let people know I'm smart, they'll expect me to do stuff.

@NickBlagaWrites Idk if anyone would ask me that, but they'd definitely expect a ot more adult behavior and signs of responsibility.

@ToldAshley Definitely. Like a request to recite Shakespeare or an Einstein formula or something. E equals MC squared sonnets!

I actually sold a book last month! Let's keep it up! I got 4 thrillers. They will entertain you. If they don't, I will buy you pizza.

@TonyTorzillo I can only imagine 🥺

@ToldAshley Divorce

"Going through ___ will reveal who your real friends are." Well, maybe I want to keep thinking they're all my real friends bc I can't mentally handle finding out another person in my life was here with bad intent.

@FantasyCAPence Maybe they'll change, though 😅 like an enemy-to-realizing it's better to not treat people like that, kind of situation.

@ToldAshley Maybe, but people with bad intent tend to turn around and bite you in the ass at the worst moments. It hurts, but it's better to get it out of the way.

@Oh_that_Jared Same! I'm just happy I have people to chit-chat and have fun with. Life can be wild, it's good to have ppl who help ease the tension.

@ToldAshley No worries on this end. Though I’m far away I’ll still say I’m your friend, and I have absolutely zero intent.

@lucthatwrites I'm not that adventurous. One time, my husband put floating lights that took batteries in the pool, and I refused to get in bc I didn't want to get electrocuted. True story.

I'm not bread. You can't butter me up.

@brandenburgdm Then it becomes step one of stuffing mix

@ToldAshley That sucks! I'd send some, but you know, toast only holds for like a minute...

@marcus_sabom Only if it's locally sourced

@brandenburgdm Lucky, my toaster broke forever ago

@ToldAshley Dang, I was thinking about toast just a minute ago. I guess I gotta make some now...

@LionessDeWinter I always did like that robot

@ToldAshley For some odd reason, I was reminded of this Hedonism Bot meme! LMAO I blame my meds.🤣

@Oh_that_Jared It's true!

@ToldAshley I don’t have to, you just like me.

@ErskineKristen I hide a lot 😅😅

@ToldAshley OH MY GOD! You're back on my feed. I am SO HAPPY