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@gabrieloguda On a bad day the wind will blow and the anus of the chicken will be seen!

When it comes to these football streaming apps, none comes close to HD streamz. Gives you 4K quality and live TV channels from 22 countries around the world. With the new Safaricom Internet speeds, you get to enjoy 4K videos effortlessly. One match consumes at least 9 GB.

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

Let me now prepare some good boiled corn flour and unborn chicken for dinner,as I listen to Franco Luambo Makiadi.

Bonyeme Namiswi mosapi.

Game of thrones 🎬

Eating food cooked by a woman you are in love with and romantically involved is a form of intercourse. Damn!

@jojo__joe @Mkimbizi0 For peace to reign you give her before she even requests for it. Never wait to be asked

@Toltoevsky @Mkimbizi0 And I have to show her upon request?

Mkiwa in a relationship and your person amekataa simu yake isiaangaliwe, would that be an enough reason to call it quits?

I must re-watch this with my second wife

A princess wants to have everything without doing anything. She is indulgent, pampered and unproven - special without earning, uninitiated, a girl. A queen wants to have everything by excelling at everything. She is a conqueror, competent, and ruthless, for she has died a thousand deaths - she is initiated - an apex woman. This is why you should watch the language women use very carefully. Princess is a low status aspiration masquerading as a high status identity, for it betrays a lack of ambition or individuation and a willingness to endure suffering to excel and become great. It is her desire to exist indulgently as mere ornamentation without greater trial or purpose - the impotent attempt to paint her mediocrity as valued treasure.

@chocoo__latte @her_eloquence They want some author experience human suffering first hand to write about fantasy and romance, hilarious

@Toltoevsky @her_eloquence 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘! 𝒔𝒐 𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒏𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒂𝒃𝒊?🤦‍♀️

I constantly wonder why many Nigerian authors want us to feel this sad, angry emotions while reading these stories of abuse. What happened to other storylines like suspense and Heavy Melodrama, to feel emotions like anxiety and dry eyed fear?

@jojo__joe @Mkimbizi0 Because she deserves to look at yours and you in turn don't. Simple.

@Toltoevsky @Mkimbizi0 Why'd she want to look at mine?

yamenikuta tena mamae,

By night, Lucas Hood commits the crime… by morning, he investigates it as the sheriff.

Can you give me head?

“Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.” ― Voltaire

Mine is woman

My presence is enough, she should be grateful that she is this lucky to have me.