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@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Again, bragging about participation is mental. Especially when it’s one that’s too good for you, and got smashed out of it 7-2 😂 As for talking about Newcastle, and winding yous up this is what happens when you win a derby (not that you’d know 🤣) 👇

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith This is true trounced by Barca chasing a game sadly, remind me what was your last European major competition result? Starting to think you maybe a Newcastle fan you talk more about us than your own club.

🚨 Newcastle United CEO David Hopkinson speaks — as revenue grows 5% from last year (this doesn’t include Champions League prize money). ⚫️ ⚪️ HOWE FUTURE: “I expect to have a great run to the end of the season, and we'll talk about the future when it's time.” 🌟 ✍🏼 BOX OFFICE SIGNING: “We can do that. But we might need to sell somebody." 💴 ⬆️ FINANCIAL FIGURES: 44% increase in commercial revenue — but #NUFC still bringing in only half of their top 6 rivals. 🇮🇹 🎱 TONALI FUTURE: “If an Isak-like scenario presents itself again, any player under contract is going to leave on our terms & we’ll maximise the opportunity for the club.” Full story & analysis… ⬇️ skysports.com/football/news/…

@Waackoo Everyone on Telles 😂 he better get carded

Shoulda tweeted hours ago when I got on but here’s what I got for tonight’s games 🙏🏻 Medina single 3.2 4.0 PP but no super sub 47/1 treble PP but no super sub, could split stakes and chance it 😅 Be lucky 🍀

@Lockerz84 This aged well Damo

O’nein fkn get in

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Competed is the wrong word in my opinion, I’d use the word participated instead. 7-2 means there’s not much competition. Bragging about participation in a competition you have 0 chance of winning is pointless. If I was a Newcastle fan I’d rather be in Europa/Conference.

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Yep… yet we’ve won more trophies than you in modern history, competed in Europe more times than you in modern times. None of this is actually a wind up it’s quite funny that you’ve had your most successful season and only talk about your rivals 😂

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Concerned? It’s just funny being able to wind Newcastle fans up PSR breathing down your neck, all your top players starting you get linked away (Bruno, Tonali, Livramento), Isak gone. Turned down by every top player (Ekitike, Mbeumo etc) Below Sunderland for 90% of the season.

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Be hard to hear your messages… seem to discuss Newcastle a lot though. You’re having arguably your most successful season in the top flight and more concerned with what your rivals are doing? We’ll see come the summer what business we do. Rumours are rumours.

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Again, you’re not listening. There’s no more players linked away because there’s no more world class. Guessing learning difficulty’s (or inbreeding) are the root cause. Anyways, Centre Goals are irrelevant, they’re just repeating what Ben Jacobs has shared and he is credible.

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Oh no I got it just fine thanks, rumours and gossip from pages like Centre goals don’t really say much. Bruno probably not, Sandro yeah definitely don’t think his family settled in the north east and it’s widely reported… anyone else? You seem to love Newcastle news.

@thinkpink198 @SkySports_Keith Never seen somebody stutter while sending a tweet before, interesting. Could’ve just sent it the once pink 👍

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith This is embarrassing

@thinkpink198 @Karl_NUFC22 @SkySports_Keith This is one way to show you don’t even know the bare minimum about PSR. We’re completely fine, and are able to still spend a lot of money.

@Tom2K__ @Karl_NUFC22 @SkySports_Keith Things will be delicious next year when PSR starts to do its job on the mackems. They'll be broke as fuck with their shit revenue.

Mag at my gym has pulled up next to my car when I'm leaving to have a go at me for wearing a Sunderland top last week hahahaha Told me "I'm not bothered" yet threatened to find me out of the view of the CCTV hahaha This derby has caused headlosses of levels hitherto unseen

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith You’re not grasping what I’m saying so I’ll make it more simple. World class players want to leave Newcastle and join a big club. So, if somebody wants to stay at Newcastle they’re obviously not world class (or close to being considered world class). Isak, Bruno, Tonali

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith Also a good side note, competing on the pitch off it we’re nowhere near that level so yeah given our set backs financially we aren’t competing at all it’s a matter of time though. Every top player wanting to leave other than Isak who? Tonali yeah probably… anyone else?

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith All waffle, 3 tweets of absolutely nothing. Only thing you got right was “we’re so beneath you”. Yes you are 👍

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith In recent history and you can only talk about us, on posts about us. We’re so beneath you and you’re so phenomenal you spend your spare time commenting on Newcastle posts 😂😂😂😂 2/2

@SlickSAB @SkySports_Keith Competing with the big boys? - You’re 12th in the league - You’ve just played against one of the big boys and got battered 7-2, and then lost 2-1 to us 😂 - Every top player ends up wanting to leave, for one of the actual big boys

@Tom2K__ @SkySports_Keith We’ve gone from being relegation fodder barely being in a shout for a trophy to winning our first major silverware in 7 decades and competing with the big boys, while not having the spending capabilities of them. How was that hard to grasp?

@Hopey0516 @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tom2K__ @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk Dunno mate. Dunno your creepy ways but it’s a bit weird that. I’m all for abit of banter but that is serious stuff

@Hopey0516 @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk How would I get his number 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tom2K__ @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk Haha I know who the shitty arse is. The lad who’s finding people’s numbers off of twitter and ringing them up. Not good at all that lad

@Hopey0516 @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk I don’t really block people, 1 of your lot has already bottled it and blocked me today. All shitty arses 😂

@Tom2K__ @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk I’m not wrong when it comes to this pal I’ve seen your kind before. Get rattled, spamming emojis then block. A true coward technique

@Hopey0516 @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk Honestly you genuinely couldn’t be more wrong 🤣 you lot have been getting rinsed pretty much all day it’s funny as fuck

@Tom2K__ @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk You know covering up your tears and anger with emojis doesn’t convince me you’re taking this well. You’re quite literally fucking fuming

@Hopey0516 @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk It’s getting worse mate, just give up 😂 you can’t talk shit to save ya life 🤣

@Tom2K__ @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk No I’m not a backwards scruff like you, I can speak the queens. You’ve got your carer there helping you type

@Hopey0516 @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk Chat GPT write that for ya? Horrific stuff, honestly I might cry 🤣

@Tom2K__ @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk I will mate. I’ve put some face wash in the post and I’m delivering a dumbbell to you for good measure. Hopefully you use it, you plank

@Hopey0516 @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk Sure buddy, you’ve got it all worked out 👍 share the lottery numbers while you’re at it ya muppet 😂😂

@Tom2K__ @johnnyh69422734 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk Aye sometimes I make stuff up on the internet aswell, but lying about having a relationship is obscure. Even more questionable when you are adding “straight” in there. Something you’re not telling us mate?

@johnnyh69422734 @Hopey0516 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk HAHAHAHAHA somebody is winding you up pal 🤣 one of your mates

@Tom2K__ @Hopey0516 @SkySports_Keith @elonmusk Here how have you got my phone number ? You have just rang said its tom fuck off you geordie bastard then hung up ..who gave you my phone number ?