Tom Padovano

@anylaurie16 Thanks for this list

26 Ways To Improve Your Tweets And Grow Your Following by @jspector in @ftinterested link.medium.com/HHZJBaqTA5

Today is the 50th anniversary of the debut of the ATM and coincidentally it's the 51st anniversary of me having no savings.

@GaryGulman .07 rules!

Weather forecasters sometimes say to expect scattered showers. Isn't that the case every day? One day there's showers in New York, another day in Boise, another day in Bora Bora...

I was so wrong! I thought running a bakery would be a piece of cake!

@GaryGulman If anyone is looking for a great app to put your jokes onto check out The Comedy Companion.

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@nealsharmon Hi Neal, I'm a comedian/comedy writer who has performed clean comedy at many venues. Hope to hear from you. Tom@TomComedy.com

"How should clean comedians respond to hecklers?" by @thecomedybook on @LinkedIn linkedin.com/pulse/how-shou…

40 Ideas For Comedians To Think About connectedcomedy.com/comedian-ideas/

Why 2015 Will Be The Year of Online Video philcooke.com/2015-the-year-…

This Christmas: Not Everything That Interrupts Us Is A Distraction philcooke.com/not-all-interr…

Uncle Waltzy has 2 left feet-- and a right one. Can't dance, but great at 3 legged races!

For some, bringing a pig on a plane is disgusting. For others, it's lunch.

Passenger thrown off plane for bringing on a pig for emotional support. That mean they'll ban my emotional support cockroach?

I realize that shopping on Black Friday eventually leads to feeling blue when I get my credit card bill.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Prisoner Charles Manson to marry a 26 year old. Bride loves the fact that he doesn't goes out on the town.