Tom Davidson

absolute vindication

@SarahDuggers they'll all be on the IQOS, I'd have thought

I am the only person vaping in the entirety of Puglia and frankly my behaviour disgusts me.

@AnthonyBaiocchi @SeanMBurns the irony is that Playboy legitimately had amazing articles and interviews

@SeanMBurns So, you just read for… the articles?! Lol

Found this February 1991 PLAYBOY at the Brighton Bazaar. It also includes a David Lynch feature on life after TWIN PEAKS. Awkwardly announced to everyone around that I honestly really was buying it for the articles.

@SeanMBurns I picked up three Playboys from Brighton Bazaar a few years ago, one of them has a fantastic Henry Fonda interview in

Why don’t you get some expected mates you cretin

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In a sensational bit of Da behaviour, Stuart Pearce just called WhatsApp a website he’s on

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

Thomas Tuchel picking the England World Cup squad…

🚨 Understand Newcastle trio Dan Burn, Tino Livramento and Anthony Gordon are IN the England World Cup squad ❌ But no place for Lewis Hall or Harvey Barnes #nufc

The most revealing line in Southampton’s statement is:- ‘We cannot accept a sanction which bears no proportion to the offence… Southampton has been denied the opportunity to compete in a game worth more than £200 million.’ But that completely undermines their own argument. If the match is worth £200 million and meant everything to the club, then the incentive to gain any unfair advantage was enormous. And who exactly were they trying to deny that opportunity to? Middlesbrough. You cannot simultaneously argue: 1. The stakes were colossal 2. The offence was minor 3. The punishment should be small The higher the stakes, the greater the importance of protecting sporting integrity.

I think if people like Damon Lindelof and Steven Soderbergh want to make movies in your franchise but the only actual output is "The Mandalorian and Grogu" then something has gone very wrong along the way

Rewatching the movies you love is one of the best things you can do to improve your life. People seem perplexed by the idea of rewatching something. Imagine listening to a great song only once. Absurd.

How it’s started. How it’s going.

New investigation: a book about the future of truth in the age of A.I. contains more than a half-dozen quotes invented by A.I. nytimes.com/2026/05/19/bus…

i’ve never found the Gormless Cole Palmer stuff that funny but ‘the TV’s too big’ is incredible

Eddington didn’t predict anything it just comes across as prescient because it accurately reflected the reality that we’ve been living in for the last six+ years

he’s sat through 30 minutes of adverts at the cinema …now dim the lights…and play another advert.

He just sat down after a long day. Have his wife yell something unintelligible from the other side of the house.