TomElwes

French Revolution where Zidane headbutts King Louis, then Celine Dione emerges from a giant croissant dressed as Marie Antoinette. Could have been better is all I'm saying #openingceremony

At this point if Putin wanted to take Biden out he would just have to email him one of those jump scare videos

Tory MPs at the moment #LabourParty

No one cares what you have been doing “latley”

The producers of this morning #philipschofield

Swearing allegiance to The King on coronation day #KingCharles

The Match of the Day producer #MOTDboycott

Birthdays at the moment #ufo #ChineseSpyBallon

@cassianelwes Surely the Fablemans?

It’s interesting that there’s no real front runner for best picture this year. Is this because they are all so good?

@Uber @limebike The state of this outside Islington customer center

@cassianelwes Congrats 👏🏻👏🏻

A movie I’m working on started shooting today in la. First time female director. So excited for her and the team

How they really pick the next Prime Minister

Does anyone not have a mate who works for a PR firm/ news agency at the moment #theQueen

Im going to the Edinburgh fringe! (Please come and see me)

The news at the moment #heatwave

The CEO of @megabusuk is somewhere smiling #trainstrikes