quit my summer job to focus on being unemployed. no more funny business. #retardmaxxing
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Tom “The Hoss” Hazelton
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Tom “The Hoss” Hazelton
@TomHazeltonGDK
DKE Pledgemaster 95’-98’ | Red blooded American | Ultimate Frizbee Coach | Roll Tide | Bag Enthusiast
Katılım Mayıs 2026
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@antbarbour92 the amount of chud schools over nc state is criminal
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@antbarbour92 thank you for spreading awareness AB. putting mitts on the ol lady if she follows this account 👍
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women who listen to Hank Williams Jr are garunteed to have an Exodus level bush
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trying to explain to my coworkers why I went down so much in poker on the weekend without mentioning that I was barred out. Now they think i just suck at gambling #notthesame
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@TomHazeltonGDK I agree, but he should have just owned it and went shirtless anyways. It sticks out waaaaay more when they wear a shirt
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Always the one homie who couldn’t hit the gym in the spring that keeps the lid on for summer
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@HoosierHogtie only downfall of this one is buddys skin on his knuckles is so thin that’s it’s see through. Def not really bout it.
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Top 2 Facebook marketplace post, and it’s not 2
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Panera needs to bring back self-serve charged lemonade before I drop this 8ball in the regular shit. #publicservice
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3 dollars for a bump? Yeah bro that’s straight! #imgoingtorobyou
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Zaxbys sandwich juice just squirted on to my leg and shirt when i took a bite. Undisputed goat chicken spot. #fuckCanes
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the longer i look at this picture the more deformed their faces seem. Truly one of a kind people. #disabilityawareness
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told a girl my celeb hall pass is lebron now she callin me weird? #theKing
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