Tom Lawless
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Tom Lawless
@TomLawless99
None of your business.
Pensacola, FL Katılım Eylül 2011
230 Takip Edilen248 Takipçiler

The Splendid Splinter. No question.
OldTimeHardball@OleTimeHardball
You have your choice of any player, in his prime, to fill this DH spot. Who gets the call?
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@dpshow Go independent, Dabo. Do it. See where that gets you.
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“Well you’re better than any player I ever had. And you’re the best goddamn hitter I ever saw.”
— Pop Fisher
Mcy16@FTTB4941
@RonDeSantis There are plenty. Major League is a fun watch. This is one of my favorites.
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@jtlawless1991 @DrJesseMorse I don't know....that was pretty insightful. 🤣
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@DrJesseMorse I’m not a doctor and feel like I could’ve typed this word for word
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@Newsforce Ever customer service rep in the country would like a word, Big Mike.
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🚨MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS NOBODY LETS BLACK WOMEN ARTICULATE PAIN
"We don't articulate, as Black women, our pain. Because it's almost like nobody ever gave us permission to do that.
We have to ask ourselves, the men in our lives, 'Why wait to be asked?'
It seems like what we go through is pretty obvious."
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@MikeGoolsby41 Hated to miss it. Hoping for the fall. I need to have beer with this group.
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@pnj If you’re spending the first weekend of spring at a No Kings rally, let me be the first to tell you if no one else has: you are a fucking loser.
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No Kings Rally returns to Pensacola to protest Trump's policies pnj.com/story/news/loc…
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@catturd2 @MattWalshBlog Try thinking critically just once.....turd.
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@MattWalshBlog No thoughtful person and no reasonable person would believe this tweet.
Is this how it’s done?
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Some of us expressed great concern about the Iran War when it was first launched. We were shouted down and condemned as “panicans” and “blackpillers” and even Islamist sympathizers. But it’s pretty clear from how things have gone that our concerns were absolutely reasonable and legitimate. Maybe Trump will get us out of this thing soon and it still won’t spiral into a long and drawn out war. But even if that happens — and I’m not convinced it will — no thoughtful person can deny at this point that the spiral and long war scenario is very much a possibility. No reasonable person, at this stage, can say that our concerns were irrational. What looks irrational now — and always did — is the demand for blind allegiance and unthinking “trust” in our elected leaders, as though we are called to have faith in politicians like we have faith in God.
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We hired a consulting firm to tell us why our profits are down.
They sent three 24-year-olds wearing vests.
They spent two months interviewing us about our own jobs.
Then they put our answers into a PowerPoint presentation.
They charged us $250K for this privilege.
During the final readout, one of them used the phrase synergy optimization without blinking.
I looked around the conference room.
Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments.
The grand conclusion was that we need to increase revenue and decrease costs.
I could've told them that for a gift card to Panera.
But nobody listens to the guy who works here.
You only listen to the guy who flies in on a Tuesday.
I'm updating my resume to include synergy optimization.
It feels like the right move.
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@adamcarolla I hear the Beatles aren't getting along either, Ace.
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Friendly advice, cut Tucker loose. All good people should.
thefp.com/p/jd-vances-ir…
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@StLouisBlues Puck in offensive zone, tie game, just over three to play in regulation...and Kerber is prattling on about the upcoming schedule. 🙄
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