Tom Hodge

@paulfoxcroft I think it’s just 1/20 * 1/20, or 1/400.

Maths people! What is the probability of rolling 3 20 sided dice and having the sane number on each of them? Asking because I'm dumb.

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@PoliceCops_ 100% silly, 110% hilarious, All Cop. Wishing the best of Fringes to the best Fringe show I’ll probably see this year. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Going.....going.....Gove?

Wordle 270 2/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle 270 Hmmm

@rachelparris @RealMattLucas Bert Bacharach?

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@rachelparris Oxford Tube, or try from Marylebone!

@lewhbarker @UniofHerts Don't worry, some of those scientists and healthcare professionals are probably also Creatives! 😁👍

Gatecrashing the academic procession for @UniofHerts health programmes, so I can see my wife graduate. A lonely Creative in an Abbey full of scientists and healthcare professionals!

@andrewhunterm Andrew Murray, i.e. "An Drew Murray"

"Stevie Nicks." And THERE is the hashtag we've been looking for - people whose names double as a short sentence. CF: Wesley Snipes, Bill Withers, and Roy Rogers. #SentencePeople

@piefromhell @quill18 youtube.com/watch?v=nlASTf…

@quill18 Cornbread.

What should I serve with my baked beans? Difficulty: 33% of us are vegetarian.

RT for no good reason.

@KerbalSpaceP Definitely neither. For me it's Mnnn

How do you pronounce Mun?

@lewhbarker Just wait till you find out the truth about Bushey

Confession. Until my mid-20s, I didn't realise Watford Gap was a place. I always thought people were referring to the Gap store in the Watford shopping centre.

He should be tried, imprisoned, and digitally removed from Home Alone 2.

@paulfoxcroft Watching this now instead, I'm horrified. I'm so sorry for what you've just experienced. youtube.com/watch?v=i3aK-E…

We are shitting away the last of 2020 watching Cats. We’re one half Of a song in and this is unforgivably awful. #jellical

@AuntyDonnaBoys I do, I do!

who ❤️’s aunty donna?

Oxford vaccine tells virus about how it went to oxford until the virus gets annoyed and leaves the body.

@paulfoxcroft Pussy Penis Grind... Very well, I accept.

Anal Crab Friends

@paulfoxcroft I've been a player on Roll20. From what I understand you may need to buy certain assets and features to get the most out of it. Dynamic lighting/fog of war is very useful, though takes some setting up. Also if you can manage setting up macros that can help in the long run.

Ok. Who wants to teach me how to use roll 20 by Thursday night?