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@Jackalbion96 Could you imagine! I’d have looked like Big Sam at the end of Freshers with 90% of the student loan gone

This is wrong there’s no Greggs in the University of Sussex

Just want to be back here.

@_Tommy_Pickles @superTV247 Just utter bollocks

@superTV247 Never ever give to charities, they pay themselves more than actually giving.

RATINGS: #ComicRelief 2026 pulled JUST 2 million viewers for its BBC One telethon last night, the events lowest ever viewership: 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m

Szobo is prime Gerrard

@WiciCymru Loved Wee Joe 🤣

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Welsh professional footballer Joe Allen was born on this day, back in 1990. ❌ NOT British ❌ NOT English just... ✅ Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Allen

Due to inflation it is now Cigarettes or Alcohol by Oasis

@LFC_000 Konate captain 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I honestly don’t know who captains this team after Van Dijk. Trent - traitor Szob - twerks for Madrid Konate - If he stays maybe Jones - I’d actually want him captain tbh This is assuming Salah, Alisson and Robertson leave. I mean the next long term captain

@kateferguson4 Does Hannah Spencer ever get off her phone?

Strictly come dancing practice in parliament today! Lindsay Hoyle and Angela Rippon lead the class

@afneil This + Sky News .. am I a fool to ask what the incentive is?

GB News lost another £22m in year to May 2025. Down from over £30m previous year. Looks like cumulative losses since troubled launch June 2021 = over £140m. Claims it will be biggest news channel by 2028. No claim on when profitable. Owners seem happy to carry the losses.

@IsabelOakeshott Not quite the optics you think this is

HERE is the spirit of Dubai in one act. My daughter has a severely disabled teacher who gives her extra lessons at weekends. He’s wheelchair bound. Today we expected him to cancel. Yet he’s taking a special vehicle across town to get to her. 😍 That’s how we are. 🇦🇪

@xannon199 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Footballtweet Yup

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🗣️ Jamie Carragher: "That's one of the biggest robberies I've seen in the Premier League this season, it really is. But I will say is, Rio Ngumoha came on in the 77th minute, he did more in 15 minutes than Gakpo and Salah did in the whole game. He changed the game this kid. He needs to be starting games now. He's that good."

Arteta’s Arsenal are just the fucking worst

@JesseNathan11 @hugefarm I thought that was Rod Stewart

@hugefarm What’s going on with Mel C’s hair?

This cover art is cracking me upppp they were like 25 acting like a washed up legacy act

@GPRBurns @KrameTheGooner

The United Strand thought it was finally time for his long awaited haircut, but the only man getting the chop in February was Thomas Frank, sacked by Tottenham after a disastrous run of form

Ian Wright with the England Women’s National Team in 1990 😌

@Steven_Swinford The Spreadsheet 😍

BREAKING: David Lammy has become the first Cabinet minister to speak out on Keir Starmer's behalf in over 29 hours The deputy prime minister says Starmer won a 'massive mandate' and has 'five years to deliver' It's now a question of which ministers go on the record to defend Starmer - and whether his team holds sufficient sway to gain the support of his top team It's time to fire up the spreadsheet @MaxKendix

Dom fucking Szob 😍

Sometime in the mid 2000s they conspired to make this shade of blue illegal

@msloobylou Well, there would be some mention on the cover …

Imagine innocently buying the Times with no mention on the cover, and then…. 😱