Tom

@FabrizioRomano Proper centre forward 🔥

🚨⚒️ Niclas Füllkrug to West Ham, here we go! Deal in place for €27m fee plus €5m add-ons to Borussia Dortmund. Medical booked on Saturday. West Ham director Tim Steidten closed both Füllkrug and also Guido Rodríguez deals today on verbal agreement… …both set for medicals.

Ollie Watkins goal with commentary by Alan Partridge #EURO2024 you're welcome

Well done boys @England onto the semi final! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #ENGSUI

Yer da has a touch like Zidane

OXFORD UNITED ARE PROMOTED TO THE SECOND TIER!!! 💛🆙 🟡🔵 #OUFC | FT: 0 - 2

I thought this night couldn’t get any better, but I’ve just seen Darren Ferguson crying his eyes out #yeelllows

Couldn’t agree more, lads

Oxford United vs Peterborough United - Alternative Commentary #oufc

@BetulaAlliance @RishiSunak It’s not back to where it was, he’s saying inflation growth rate has halved. So it’s still way higher than it was before.

Now that inflation is halved, we can turn our attention to cutting tax. We will reward work, by cutting taxes and reforming our benefits system so work always pays. We’ll also encourage more people into work and clamp down on welfare fraudsters.

@OllieWilliams33 @Dom_Gurden 😂😂 a cease fire is in your best interest

🇮🇳🛫🏡 🟡🔵 #OUFC | #COYY

Have a great weekend

It's weird how people realise VAR will always have human error but can't seem to get their tiny minds around the fact it can never work because of that. And even if it did work, it would still be anti-football. Just get this cancer out of the game.

@Official_BRFC Goodnight Irene! Hahaha

@Atwal16 @COYY2016 @1Cee__ @dcfcofficial And 3 points

@COYY2016 @1Cee__ @dcfcofficial Who tf are you? You've only got 3 stands lad.

Craig Forsyth gave us his reaction to tonight's loss against Oxford. #DCFC

@RondelleHobbs @AccidentalP

this is what every iron maiden song sounds like

@lukegil68161130 @StoolFootball Literally Ted Lasso

@ozmanodious @theanthonydavis @ColinBrazierTV That's not what I said though is it

And so, a TV show which did more to introduce Britons to the earthy reality of farming than the BBC ever did, is going the way of the horse-drawn plough. And all because Jeremy Clarkson, he of the eponymous farm, told a joke. Predictably disproportionate telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/01/1…