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No words can describe how much I love this club …. More wins #GGMU. @ManUtd #ManchesterDerby #ManUtd

@wisdom_god2861 Dey play

Phyna, VDM I’m a woman, and I can use my pu$sy to get u arrested. I have two sex tapes of VDM. He’s gay and impotent. I’m the one who’s gonna bring VDm down. All the top men in Nigeria are in my DMs about this. He won’t get off scot-free bro might be sleeping with Burna boy

Premier League No.8s kissing their biggest achievements for their clubs.

@SoftWorld0 @LFC_Sam__ ❤️

@LFC_Sam__ Drop your awards clown🤡 😂

@yabaleftonline Yes e dey smell fish

Israel DMW is a f**l at forty and will be a f**l forever. He is imp*tent and can't father a child — BBNaija’s Phyna slams Israel over comment about her body.

@FluxCFC Show us clip where Ian wright says all these

🚨🎙️Ian Wright dropping truth bombs on Bruno's record-breaking assist?🔥 "Now this will be a proper test of the league’s integrity." Look, credit where it's due, Bruno Fernandes has been absolutely incredible this season for Manchester United. The guy has been a creator monster, a captain leading from the front, and a constant threat every time he gets on the ball. 21 assists is no joke, and he's earned the headlines. But let's be honest about that record-breaker against Brighton. From the corner, Dorgu powers the header... it smashes the crossbar, looks like it's heading back out or down, then clips the keeper's hand and goes in. That's textbook own goal territory. The keeper's touch is what ultimately carried it over the line. Yet they hand the assist to Bruno like it's scripted. Cheap assist vibes. I'm not here to downplay Bruno's season; he's been world-class and a big reason United stayed competitive. But this is exactly why records get tainted. When stats start feeling manufactured for narratives, it erodes trust. Premier League integrity test activated: Do we value the actual football, or the headline?

@leodey4u Pair of slippers

Breast ???

@DrDanny2030 AI edit ✍️

Jarvis told Peller that she won't have sèx with him until they're married. Meanwhile, this is Jarvis and her ex. Her ex just revealed that he's been dating her since she was 17, and they had a lot of sèx. Justice for peller 💔

@miraghini Pele sha ma rora farm impression

Enzo is a far better, more complete midfielder than Bruno Fernandez

@SkylarSkye3 Have you now done the giveaways or send it to me

If Bruno Fernandes gets an assist against Brighton today, I will do whatever the top comments says 👇

@officialnairam1 lol 😂 eegun se bi eran, saki n se bi ora. Una better go drink water to that one

Congratulations to Arsenal Champions of England Champions league next..

@OfficialBHAFC The era where Brighton hit Man UTD hard has expired. No more chance for that

Defeat on the final day.

@UncleBoluwatife @Vamos_Gezzy Then you’re not holding to the sh)t you put up there. 👆

@Tommaking @Vamos_Gezzy Tell him to recreate.

Bruno Fernandes at Sporting CP: 7 years, 0 titles. ❌ Bruno Fernandes at Man United: 7 years, 0 titles. ❌ Viktor Gyökeres at Sporting CP: 2 seasons, 2 league titles. 🏆🏆 Viktor Gyökeres at Arsenal: 1 season, 1 Premier League title. 🏆

@FabrizioRomano To the next 22 years

🚨🏆 William Saliba: “It’s not the last one”.

@WekwaGutuu This girl need to be arrested

Imagine slapping a man like you for no reason just because you’re in uniform that’s truly unfair and heartbreaking to see.💔

@clubboi01 Bro the way I go slap the police enh e no go run sh!t with others agsin

@WestHam Offload him to Man Utd.

Club Statement

@TheUtdArchive I don’t know why MU fan base are so obsessed with relegated team players

Mateus Fernandes can play as a 6 & he’s played exactly 9 games in that position, this season. You can even see him playing in between the CB’s in the first phase below. With his talent & versatility, he’s a must buy. I’m hoping West Ham go down today.

@Teeniiola Who dey bring this Facebook content to Elon Twitter

A resident claims to have plucked a mango from its tree, which has the name of Allah written on it in Arabic. Peak fooling in big 2026.

@unusualphyna Aye ę to balu phyna. Delete this thing. I like you pass this Bluiuwala