Tom Leavy

"Sunny D is a mouthfeel" -Val

Footage*

Actual photo of @travismcelroy from the year 2040

@Colinthinks Bear Grease. Flop House.

Save me a piece of that corn. Save me a piece of that corn for later!

Am I stuck in a lazer/dog bark/fart rut?

Yo @Wendys you ever gonna get back to me about that refund or was replying to my tweet just a publicity stunt with no follow through?

Yo @Wendys you ever gonna get back to me about that refund or was replying to my tweet just a publicity stunt with no follow through?

@Wendys so this is what we're calling a large fry now?

"She got sexy legs, but they just too long." ~2009 reality tv show

@tp2357 #humblebrag 😉

@Colinthinks @raywylie I always thought it was the python wearing the little hat

And the tattoo!!

@trill_ionaire You got too many cups girl

Came home from a 12 hr shift to see all my dishes clean and the sink empty. Aaron came over just to wash them for me, because he knows I’ve been struggling a lot lately and he wanted to help. I have no idea what I did to deserve this man but I’m so grateful to have him ❤️😭

Hey @DocCurm will you officiate my wedding?

You can only not care about so many things

"I can't wait to watch the video of the fireworks that you took with your phone!" -Nobody Ever

I am loving this new season of #thezonecast @TheZoneCast #amnesty #ihatetodd

Player Underground’s BattleGnomes

Shoveling the driveway and “Feels Like Summer” comes on. 👌🏼👍🏻