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@JoeGiza Probably ain’t going if they lose out

What if the Bruins go into the playoffs on a 7-game losing streak?

@GlobeBobRyan I hope not

In case anyone doesn’t know, Michigan could win hockey, too.

@mmdaviesostrom Unmask them

Not enough. ICE is a terrorists organization and should be banned from Canada entirely. There is no place for these thugs here. Or anywhere.

@PaulHChadwick @StazJohnson Lmao!!

@StazJohnson More seriously it's gorgeous and I want a comic about her and her obsession with a white-haired comics creator

The initial pass on this sketch got over 12K likes (definitely a record for one if my posts) when I shared it in Saturday, despite that however I didn't care for it too much, so now it looks like this, which I think is 10x better but will probably only get half a dozen likes🙄.

@covie_93 He didn’t and they don’t care. He just has to let them have their way

How the hell did donald trump manage to convince Christians that he is one of them?????

@BarstoolNate I think if you catch the ball and contact the wall it’s an out and then you can roll to Timbuktu and it’s an out.

My hottest sports take is if you don't get 2 feet down on the field with the ball in your glove then it should be a HR. Ppl are gonna yell at me but this is no different than a WR jumping while in bounds and catching the ball out of bounds.

@ReggieHoggedUp PNC is gorgeous. But nothing beats the historic feel of Fenway and Wrigley

I’m sorry baseball purists but PNC Park absolutely mogs Fenway or Wrigley

@TheAuthorGuy @morgfair He just wants another Clint Eastwood movie

@morgfair Because they have a twelve year old boy's idea of how the world should look. Piggy is terrified of sharks. He heard once that the water around Alcatraz is full of sharks. He imagines his enemies locked up on an island surrounded by sharks.

Why?

@MrGeorgeWallace That’s what The @scorpions told me!!

There is no one else like you. Don't forget it. Love y'all.

@barrylongii John Bucyk first I remember

Who was the first sports broadcaster you ever listened to for your favorite team?

@schadjoe Ghost runners stupid. I’d rather have ties.

Let’s give credit to MLB for all the ways they have made the game better Pitch clock Bigger bases ABS challenges Shift ban Pickoff limits Mound visit limits One foot in batter’s box Three batter minimum Pitchcom Extra innings ghost runner Impressive list 👏

@CFB_Dalton Anxiously awaiting the next gig!!

As I'm sure you've seen from many others, today was my last day at PFF Working on both the data and content sides was an incredible experience that led me to meet a ton of tremendously smart and talented people Appreciate all those who have reached out 🤘 stay tuned!!

@KeruboSk The @dallascowboys

What thing was ruined because it turned into a rich person's hobby?

@ProV1Smile Post ride beer

Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.

@johnbulmer One of the best Nipper shots I’ve seen.

Nipper // #AlbanyNY

@mmdaviesostrom Pronounce pizza like (huzzah)

We've been calling Parmesan "shaky cheese" for 17 years.

@ThrillaRilla369 How about a goose?

Your childhood wasn't complete unless you were chased by a dog... or a goat...or even worse, a chicken. 🐔

@abbey_sox I love the optimism of the three digit win counter combined with the counter-check of the three digit loss counter.

It's not perfect, but I'm pretty proud of how it turned out

@PaulHChadwick Very much looking forward to it. Need to pull Complete off the shelf for the first time in forever…

Happy we have officially announced this thing I've been working on for ten freakin' years. Expect to hear more from me about it over the next little while. Meanwhile, here are details: superherohype.com/comics/652274-…

@tomdanielson Joe Schlobotnik wins in a race long break away.

I’m pretty excited to see how Milan San Remo plays out tomorrow. So much is obvious (the favorites, their strengths, the places they have to make their moves) but it will be interesting to see what happens in the race. Will the favorites cancel each other out and will someone else take the win? Will one of the favorites have a bad day opening up a big win for another? Will a positioning mistake of a favorite play a roll? What are you guys hoping for from the race?!