Tommy

Found a guy on Reddit who claims to have achieved telekinesis by eating raw habanero peppers.

> Be Tom Anderson > 55 years old > At 14, hacks into Chase Manhattan Bank's computer system > FBI raids his house in one of the largest raids in California history > Too young to be charged. Goes by the hacker name "Lord Flathead" > Studies English at UC Berkeley, then film at UCLA > Lands at a company called eUniverse > Sees Friendster blowing up and thinks "I can build something better" > Creates Myspace in 2003 with Chris DeWolfe > Becomes everyone's first friend. Literally. His face auto-added to every single account > 240+ million friends. The most connected person on the internet > Myspace overtakes Google as the most visited website in America > Rupert Murdoch's News Corp buys it for $580 million in 2005 > Tom stays on as president, pockets his share, watches Facebook slowly eat his creation alive > Myspace collapses. Gets sold again for $35 million. A 94% loss > Everyone laughs. "Tom from Myspace" becomes a punchline > Except Tom already cashed out > Quietly retires. No comeback tour. No podcast. No "10 lessons I learned" thread > Discovers photography at Burning Man in 2011 > Spends the next decade traveling the world taking landscape photos > His Instagram looks like National Geographic > No interviews. No drama. No desperate pivot to the next startup > Just a man who built the internet's first social network, sold it at the peak, and walked away And Tom Anderson is still out there somewhere with a camera, zero stress, retired and $580 million in the bank. Tom won the game. Then stopped playing.

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