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@PintsBeauty Asahi all day long

Best of Japan 🇯🇵 Another tough one this, but which one are you choosing? 🤔

@paddypower It’s the British way

Declan Rice being booed by West Ham fans for captaining them to a European trophy, leaving on good terms, fetching a £105m fee, and not bad mouthing them since. Seems about right.

@CH37083178 @CraigHope_DM I’m 50/50 on the manager so assuming things never ends well. Being on the other side of your position doesn’t stop you sliding to block a shot. Goals covered up poor performances from Woltermade at the start he’s never really played well

@ToneNufc @CraigHope_DM Hall was out of position and kept on with a injury The other has had his confidence absolutely shot for months due to incompetent manager and also out of position. Howe cult never learn

NUFC did enough to win during much more purposeful 20 mins after arrival of Ramsey & Barnes But same failings… a tired Bruno doesn’t go with Anderson & Hall has to do more to block shot When fans ask why Hall hasn’t been starting of late, it’s because of key moments like that

Woltermade is not a technical genius. He’s fucking shit #nufc

@PintsBeauty Budvar is the GOAT

Best of Czech Republic 🇨🇿 Tough one this, but which one are you going for? 🤔

@NoelGallagher Timeless is timeless Noel. You can’t be forever timeless you’re just timeless

"What we did was timeless and probably will be forever timeless." #OasisLive25

@PintsBeauty Estrella Damm for me

Best of Spain, who wins? 🇪🇸 🍺

@UndrTheCosh Great episode. Seems like a proper good guy

"Russia was very cold but the money was warming" 💰🔥 Chris Samba on enjoying the bonuses while playing in Russia🤣🤣 18+ gambleaware.org

Who is the worst ever permanent manager of a (so-called) Big Six club? 👇

@CraigHope_DM Tell that messy haired prick to get his bags packed and fuck off

🚨 Exc: Anthony Gordon a doubt for Arsenal trip after missing training on Tuesday ❓ Tino Livramento definitely out & facing battle to play again this season 👇 Full story... #nufc dailymail.com/sport/football…

@NUFCTalkRadio Good luck playing ahead of Diaz you useless cunt

🚨According to sky sports journalist Sacha Tavolieri - Anthony Gordon has told friends and family he wants to join Bayern Munich this summer. The Magpies star believes joining the Bundesliga club will be helpful for his career progression after watching Michael Olise’s rise since he joined them from Crystal Palace. The England international has not told Newcastle that he wants out, but the feeling within the club is that he will seek a move. #NUFC

@LegacySiu Alvaro Morata

Guess the player Very Hard

@RonnieStidolph @NUFCJordd Mad man

@NUFCJordd Out of those two... Jose Mourinho 💯%

Who you taking in all seriousness 👀

@CraigHope_DM Alex Scott, Craig. What a player he is

The Gallowgate End have justifiably just roared at their players for more. This is such a passive performance devoid of leadership/responsibility. Or, maybe, Bournemouth simply have some better players.

@NUFC If Barnes doesn’t score he offers nothing to the team. Miley should’ve come off instead of Ramsey. Elanga is up there with the worst I’ve seen in black and white. WHAT THE FUCK has happened to Botman.

Full-time.

Build up play is so slow and predictable how do you expect to create chances playing like this #nufc #NEWBOU

@CraigHope_DM Livramento has been awful since coming back

It was coming... Bournemouth lead 1-0. Rayan goes by Hall and squares for Tavernier, who gets ahead of Livramento to turn in.

@CraigHope_DM It doesn’t help the strikers that the build up play is embarrassingly slow

What Newcastle really miss is players who are desperate to score goals. Think Shearer, Lampard. Forget ability, just a mindset to get chances. Doesn't matter if you score, but they shoot, put themselves in areas to get opportunities.

@CraigHope_DM We miss a 6 yard box striker like a Callum Wilson type