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@Tonigetic

That chapter you skipped and then returned to see it was 🔥 Here to be social, laugh and learn a thing or two.

Nigeria Katılım Ocak 2022
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Morris Monye
Morris Monye@Morris_Monye·
I’m not sure Ben-Bruce knows himself. He was such a glamorous elite in the early 80s and 90s with his Miss Universe, MBGN pageant, built the Silverbird brand, became DG of NTA, ran for Governor of Bayelsa state, became a Nigerian Senator. He had the upward trajectory of.a Donald Trump. From showbiz to Politics to statesman. Today, a Reno Omokri has more “level” than him in society. My heart sunk seeing him hurdled in an un-airconditioned bus with torn seats seating beside fellow delegates from his state. He should rediscover himself. It’s not late for him.
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Tonicruise
Tonicruise@Tonigetic·
@EboEmakhu, you crashed out because you can’t count the 10 years between 2016 and 2026. Running away like a pathological misfit that you are is the ultimate surrender. Again, go fix that your okada-seat head; it’s clearly as deformed as your logic.
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Tonicruise@Tonigetic·
@EboEmakhu @Morris_Monye @DanielValantine Imagine being a pathological misfit admitting you spent a decade as a ‘blushing’ idiot. You’re a hollow-headed sycophant with a 10-year cognitive lag. Stick to realizing things a decade late & use that time to fix your Okada-seat head; it’s as out of alignment as your judgment.
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Ebo Emakhu (QrisEbo)
Ebo Emakhu (QrisEbo)@EboEmakhu·
Yes I was blushing and your daddy is an idiot because, i outrightly said I thought he had common sense he was a staunch advocate of. He doesn’t need me to be relevant quite alright and I also definitely don’t need him to farm engagement. Have you seen my tweets? Your daddy, his wife, his kids, his pastors and church members, his colleagues and extended families, IDIOTIC.
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Tonicruise
Tonicruise@Tonigetic·
@EboEmakhu @Morris_Monye @DanielValantine Look at you blushing like an idiot in that photo with him, with that your head like okada seat. He doesn't need your stupid validation to be relevant, but it’s obvious you need his name and image to farm engagement. Idiotic being.
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Sidney
Sidney@sidney_sbm·
@VinceAnani @ARISEtv Bode George is full of wisdom these are the kind of people that are suppose to be ruling. But no Nigerians rather go and d!3 for Tinubu because of rice. I love listening to him when he speaks
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ARISE NEWS
ARISE NEWS@ARISEtv·
Londoner investigation reveals Herbert Wigwe owned 106 London properties through offshore entities, placing him among top foreign real estate investors. ow.ly/n8h7106wskK
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Souljah
Souljah@jeffphilips1·
Everywhere you juggle it, the odds highly favor Tinubu's second term. Atiku, a northerner, has no business being on the ballot next year, a trial will convince him. Then all those olemalekun Obi is doing is not fooling anybody other than a few Kwakwanso's supporters. O. T. Law
Premier@SodiqTade

Either Atiku/Obi or Obi/Kwankwaso ticket is fine as long as all of them will be in the same party after the consensus/direct primaries. The numbers are obviously in support of Atiku/Obi and I still think they are the duo that can end this APC disastrous administration.

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Tonicruise
Tonicruise@Tonigetic·
@Benking443 Delulu, by this time next you'll all have clocked Kwankwanso, too. We'll all be here. 😂
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Benkingsley Nwashara
Benkingsley Nwashara@Benking443·
At least EVERYONE has clocked who Sowore is and what his mission is. That is enough for me.
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Tonicruise
Tonicruise@Tonigetic·
@Jack_ng01 Now you can see how inconsistent and stupid that sounds, considering how strongly you defended the presidential sidechick when she made a similar claim. Idiot.
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JACK The Builder™
JACK The Builder™@Jack_ng01·
😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lol! How much was our total campaign that any human will offer you even 1m 😂😂😂😂 Abeg mention the person that offered you 100m, if anyone verifies it with evidence, I will walk from my house to my office tomorrow Naked and I will also credit you 1m for shaming me You didn't collect 100m but you collected 3m from Atiku? Inukwa 😂😂🤣🤣😹😹😹😹
Sarki.@Waspapping_

During the 2023 presidential election, I was offered ₦100 million twice to support Peter Obi and be the face of their youth campaign in the North. They wanted me to lead the movement in the North, but I rejected the offer both times and ended up supporting Atiku Abubakar.

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Foundational Nupe Lawyer
Foundational Nupe Lawyer@egi_nupe·
Hello @Jonatha94547703 Please confirm that after you were released the rest of the money left was transferred to your wife’s account. This animal vampire @TheSerahIbrahim claimed the donations for you was embezzled. 😂😂😂😂
Foundational Nupe Lawyer@egi_nupe

Update: As early as 8am this morning, I got a distress call from Jonathan’s wife crying that her husband while already on his way to Court from Kirikiri was returned to the prison, because the Court would not be sitting on criminal matters today and till next week again. Calmed her down and put a call to @Abbas_bnSanusi to find out what happened. He confirmed the situation and we immediately agreed that we would appear still and prevail on the Court to still proceed with the matter, despite him not being in court. We could not afford to have him spend another week in prison. The court after listening to the brilliant submissions of @Abbas_bnSanusi agreed to mention the case and criminal charges against Jonathan have now been struck out and his release currently being processed to reunite him with his family. Thank you @Abbas_bnSanusi for your swift intervention. Thank you @Hausa_girl and @Wizarab10 for bringing this to our attention. Thanks to everyone who donated to this.

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Tonicruise
Tonicruise@Tonigetic·
@renoomokri "You are overweight, and are a heavy and constant eater." 😂😂😂
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Reno Omokri
Reno Omokri@renoomokri·
Dele Momodu, You Are Too Immature For Politics. Please Focus On Hyping Fading #BBNaija Contestants! Dear Dele Momodu, I have NEVER reached out to you privately for reconciliation. NEVER. If you have evidence about that, please publicise it now. I must remind you that, if I am nothing, I am at least a meticulous recordkeeper. I know what you and I have discussed privately, and it serves no one's interests to expose our discussions publicly. But if you choose to go that route, note that I do not talk without receipts. The fact is that, except my parents have been insulted, or my wife or children's lives have been threatened, which for me is unforgivable, I do not harbour malice, unlike you. The last time you and I had an exchange, I did not reach out to you privately to arrange a settlement or ask for publicity, as you claimed. Rather, because of your weight and the fact that you had previously told me you do not spend more than four days in any physical location and are always travelling, despite the negative things you had written and said about me, I called you to warn you to always travel with aspirin or any other blood thinner to avoid sudden death syndrome, which can result from Deep Vein Thrombosis, caused by frequent air flights. God forbid, it will NEVER happen to you! You will recall that the reason I gave you that brotherly counsel is because DVT had led to the sudden death of a dear friend and brother of mine who almost became the Inspector General of Police. You are overweight, and are a heavy and constant eater. I know that for someone of your size to travel once every four days without aspirin as a blood thinner and anti-platelet agent is a big risk. That you would twist my kind and brotherly gesture out of concern for your health as having "reached out to me, privately, either begging for publicity or apologising for attacking me publicly" is sad. But such is life. Who are you that I should beg you publicly? On all social media platforms, I command a far greater following than you and your dead magazine, Ovation. For goodness' sake, I was listed among the most talked-about people in Africa by Google. You were not even mentioned! Ovation did not feature. I was voted the most influential influencer in Africa by Business Insider, the world's top business magazine. You were not even acknowledged. It is me you need, not the other way around. It pains me to have to say this, as it is not my nature to boast. But you can't put out such and expect me not to respond. Dele Momodu, you are, sadly, too sensitive for politics. You should have focused on entertainment. You have poor political feelers, and do not know when people are trying to be easy on you because of past friendships. How, for example, do you expect to insult and attack the President and desire that those who support him will be quiet? You called the President an economic failure and accused him of being like General Sani Abacha, a murderer and looter, and you say that is not an insult? And when we speak in measured tones, because you know our capacity and should understand that we were just being easy on you because of the soft spot we have for you, you start getting upset and let your emotions control you. No. Stay in your lane. Focus on your game as Nigeria's pioneer hype-man. Entertainment is very different from politics. What value do you bring to the Atiku camp or any other political group? I was nominated as an Ambassador by President Tinubu and my State Governor, and the three Senators from my state, as well as the Federal cabinet minister from Delta, all united and publicly associated with me and supported me. The Chairman of the ruling party from my state was with me throughout the process of my confirmation. In your home state of Edo, who can you count on? Dele, you should focus on hyping fading Big Brother contestants and leave politics to those with a thick enough skin to take barbs and give back in good measure.
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Tonicruise@Tonigetic·
@egi_nupe His “impact” is being a specialist in failure; you'll always find him chest-beating, with his feminine tone, for politicians who are sore losers like he is.
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🇶🇦 محمد الصرامي 🇶🇦
قطر لا تُهزها أرقام مؤقتة… ولا تُقاس قوتها بسنة أو سنتين. من يتحدث عن “خسارة 17%” يتجاهل الحقيقة الأكبر: قطر تملك مفاتيح سوق الغاز العالمي لعقود قادمة. نحن لا نركض خلف السوق… السوق هو من ينتظر إنتاجنا. أي تراجع مرحلي هو قرار محسوب، ضمن استراتيجية توسّع ستجعل قطر أكثر هيمنة، لا أقل. حقل الشمال يتوسع، والعقود طويلة الأمد مستمرة، والطلب العالمي يزداد… الخلاصة: من يراهن على تراجع قطر… يراهن على الوهم. 🇶🇦 #قطر #الطاقة #الغاز #ثقة_بقيادتنا
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حمد بن راشد آل عمير  🇶🇦
لفت انتباهي حديث بعض الإخوة بأن المقيم الذي يغادر قطر في هذه الأيام لا يحق له العودة. وهذا كلام غير منصف ولا يوجد أي قانون في قطر يمنع المقيم من العودة إذا غادر. المقيم جاء إلى قطر باحثاً عن رزق كريم بجهده وعمله، ولم يأتِ ليكون مسؤولاً عن حماية البلاد. والحمد لله أننا – مواطنين ومقيمين – نعيش في ظل قيادة لم تقصّر مع أحد؛ تنبيهات أمنية تصل للجميع، وأسواق عامرة بخير الله. فلنكن أهل رفق، ولا نحرج من يعيش بيننا إذا اختار العودة إلى وطنه حتى تهدأ الأمور. قال ﷺ: «يسّروا ولا تعسّروا». وأبشروا سيفرجها الله كأنها لم تضِقْ بنا يوماً.
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Jeremiah O.O
Jeremiah O.O@miahyink·
@Jack_ng01 That guy probably left because of your lies. You too dey lie
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JACK The Builder™
JACK The Builder™@Jack_ng01·
So my backend engineer called my day before yesterday to inform me that he will be leaving the company 😔 He just signed a contract with a canadian company as their new CTO with 20% stake and $20k monthly pay I have been processing the Information since he Informed me and I don't know what to even say Have never worked with anyone half competent as this guy Was even discussing our new phase of development few weeks ago and immediately I mentioned what I want us to build, he said "mad ooo; let's build" I don't know if I should be happy for him or what I'm expected to do now? This is more than a heartbreak to me Working with someone that knows what the hell they are doing and also believes in your project is a bliss; I experienced it first hand with this dude! Nwanne, adim grateful but what should I do now 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Tonicruise
Tonicruise@Tonigetic·
@firstladyship Stop being an idiot. You can’t disown the house and then complain when the landlord doesn't check on you.
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NEFERTITI
NEFERTITI@firstladyship·
Has Bola Tinubu uttered a word on the attempted assassination of Peter Obi? Should we take his silence as approval?
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Foundational Nupe Lawyer
Foundational Nupe Lawyer@egi_nupe·
Lawyers, what is the rule about numbers written in figures and words? If there’s a conflict between the figures and words, which one prevails?
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Jibrin Okutepa San
Jibrin Okutepa San@sanjsokutepa·
Total valid votes 211. But one poltical party scored 1212 votes. Yet someone asked if I voted in the sham election. There is no decent politics in Nigeria. What Nigerian politicians practice in most cases is gangsterism. Politics does not mean unethical behaviour, indiscipline and sabotage of due process as we see in Nigeria. I am not a member of any political parties in Nigeria. My party is Nigeria.Nigeria belongs to all of us. We must develop it through due process and the rule of law. We have fundamental rights to express our views. We see evil we call it what it is. No amount of baptismal name we give to wrongs that can make it right. We keep decieving ourselves that we practice democracy. No we are not. It is gangestersm in practice. There is no need wasting humongous amount of money on electiins. Let us allow those in power to coronate those they want to coronate and then spare the lives of innocent people who are being decieved that their votes matter or count. Votes in Nigeria hardly count. See for yourself. Let us speak out. The world is watching us.
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Elle🌺
Elle🌺@sweetsixtien·
Today at 7:22am on INEC IREV portal 📍Koroko primary health centre, kwali See how APC changed their result from "1" to "1,212" votes this is how incompetent @officialABAT rigs himself and his demonic APC party into power!!
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