I, Norman

Happy new year, @elonmusk. Let's kick ass.

@zerohedge Would the fiery but mostly peaceful protests carried out by antifa and BLM supporters considered insurrection? Under the definition they're using for calling Jan 6th an insurrection I forgot the hashtag im sorry #Jan6thDebate

@pt You know Amazon used to sell books, right? Kind of feel like "We deliver books" to "Put Bill Shatner in space" is a bit bigger.

Elon going from being Tony Stark to being a middle-aged divorcé calling people cucks and then threatening to fight them on social media has to be one of the craziest pivots in tech history.

"Love the science, hate the progress" is way to prevalent these days.

@MattTalkToEm Why would you go in a room that smells like shit? Try not doing that.

The avengers facility men’s room smells like shit btw @tonystark

HAHAHAHAHA

@XOfmen Surprisingly chill.

.@tonystark how’s hell?

@syntoythesis No it is not! I want to die driving a super-car into a mountain of Jell-O wrestlers.

@BigDickBarclay They're overrated.

Still working on it

@ProblematicRod1 @elonmusk You're a mad man!

@elonmusk I'll try a powerful summon spell: My FTX Finance Coinbase account password was hacked! I can't sign in to Binance crypto Ethereum Doge Bitcoin wallet. I would pay for support if there were a contact option but I can't recover my address. Do you know how I can regain access?

Calling all 🤖& 🧌 Please attack me!

Sure, I'm more of an ASM/C++ guy, but sometimes when you're stuck in the 90's and need to slap together an IP tracer, VB6 is right there for you.

Visual Basic 6. Fight me.

Musk be like, "But can his Spaceship land standing up?"

@MarcsHawkins "Doom."

@tonystark Doom's military couldn't do anything to her while visible. A drone ain't doing anything.

Look, Sue's great. I like Sue. But you put an infrared camera and LRAD on a drone, and...eh. twitter.com/RandyS0725/sta…

To me, he'll always be America's ass.

@BigDickBarclay "Not any more."

“I am easing their suffering” “Bro, they are just a little sad…”

Is this air conditioner also a Macbook keyboard?

@johnrobb Amateur.

This account has been active since 2012. Imagine being a troll on this site since 2012. That's a decade of life lost.

@moray11111 @nseeb97 @elonmusk @EricFrohnhoefer Me too.

@nseeb97 @elonmusk @EricFrohnhoefer @tonystark I would like that suit !

I have spent ~6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong.