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KEVIN WARSH JUST SOFT-LAUNCHED THE BITCOIN STANDARD
This man sat down in a dark room with two mugs and a rug from the Ottoman Empire and casually implied the Fed has lost the script and that Bitcoin might be the footnote that replaces the entire book.
This is the future Federal Reserve Chairman.
And he just dropped harder Bitcoin alpha than 95% of Crypto Twitter, in a suit, without moving a single facial muscle.
The guy who might be printing your money next thinks Satoshi might’ve been right.
Wall Street right now is chain-smoking inside marble tombs like “Wait wait wait, the next Fed Chair believes the dollar is a slow rug-pull and that a decentralized open-source spreadsheet might fix it?”
Yes. Yes he does.
And he’s saying it like he’s reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar to a room full of newborns.
Jamie Dimon just spilled his oat milk latte all over his Macbook.
“HOW DID WE LOSE TO A PDF?”
You did, Jamie.
You lost to SHA-256, anons with frog PFPs, and a timechain that never forgets.
And now Kevin Warsh is out here calmly explaining that Bitcoin is monetary Darwinism and the Fed is a wounded antelope limping through the savannah of capital markets while BlackRock and Fidelity polish their sniper rifles.
This is the final act of fiat monetary theater.
The curtain is coming down and behind it is a cold wallet and a single word: “EXIT.”
Imagine being a legacy banker hearing this.
You spent 30 years climbing the yield curve, sacrificing your soul to spreadsheets, waiting to be knighted by Goldman just to wake up one day and find out the new Fed Chair is basically Michael Saylor in a Brooks Brothers suit whispering that the petrodollar is dead and your kids should probably own BTC.
And it gets better.
Because when Bitcoin finally rips to $1M and fiat starts trading like Argentinian airline miles, you’ll look back at this clip of Kevin Warsh sipping coffee and nodding solemnly and realize it was the monetary equivalent of the Archduke getting popped in 1914.
It’s happening.
The Fed Chair is going to orange pill the world... quietly, clinically, and with the precision of a central banker who understands that Bitcoin is the solution to the current system.
The monetary singularity just got a name tag.
Hello, my name is Kevin. I’ll be your funeral director for fiat.
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