Tony Capobianco

Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience

I'm now the same age as old people. Ew.

Me: “I’ve gone through a profound spiritual awakening. My soul as been reforged in fire and nothing can possibly make me upset or unbothered anymore.” *Somebody says “salmon” with a hard L Me:

When something you’ve always known gets put into the simplest terms 🤯

The Epstein Files? Release all. Sort through them. Round up the suspects. Liberal use of polygraphs and “enhanced interrogation” techniques. Public Executions. The slow kind.

i don't know who needs to hear this but in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you’re innocent in the story you created

@ThrillaRilla369 Embrace the crash and accept that pain and suffering are part of the transformation. Yeah, it sucks when it happens, but it’s so worth it in the long run. It’ll be the best worst thing to happen to you.

To any who survived rock bottom… what’s one piece of advice you’d give a someone who feels like giving up right now?

I’m getting an intellectual boner

The Patriots season

The Patriots O-line right now #SuperBowlLX

“I can’t wait for Patriots Super Bowl football” 5 minutes into the game:

Kid Rock or Bad Bunny? How about an artist whose target audience doesn’t owe child support? #SuperBowl

Lots of people just lost their mortgages on that coin toss #SuperBowl

@rumilyrics Sometimes fire is the only thing that can burn all of your bullshit away

I truly believe that every single person has to go through something that absolutely destroys them. So they can figure out who they really are.