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@Eyerex He got a free suit and pair of glasses out of it.

Keir Starmer has gone and thank fuck for that, the most corrupt Prime Minister this country has ever seen

@Reuters Does he have to give the free glasses and suit back?

Keir Starmer makes his farewell speech and will formally tender his resignation to King Charles, who will then ask Burnham to be prime minister. Follow our live coverage from Downing Street here: reut.rs/3Ttky8q x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@BBCBreaking 1 minute in and I'm already asleep. Boring waffle.

Watch as Keir Starmer gives farewell speech in Downing Street before Andy Burnham becomes UK prime minister Follow live: bbc.in/4bUkKE3

@sewateruk They never tell you exactly what the problem is, or why it happened. Why is that.

We’re sorry to customers in Tunbridge Wells and Pembury with no water. We have reopened our bottled water stations at: 🔵 Tesco Superstore, Pembury Road, Tunbridge Wells TN2 4NE 🔵 Tunbridge Wells Rugby Football Club, St. Marks Recreation Ground, Tunbridge Wells TN2 5LS

@sewateruk Sod the hose pipe ban, just in case, I've used mine to fill my water butt, so I can flush the loo if my water gets cut off. With IBS, I can't risk not being able to.

We have opened bottled water stations until 10pm at: 🔵 Tesco Superstore, Pembury Road, Tunbridge Wells TN2 4NE 🔵 Tunbridge Wells Rugby Football Club, St. Marks Recreation Ground, Tunbridge Wells TN2 5LS These will reopen at 7am tomorrow morning (Sunday 19 July)

@BBCNews Seems to me, its always the managers fault. Just do away with them and let the players do their own thing. Maybe with some input from a few know-it-all pundits.

Some England players disappointed at Tuchel's tactics bbc.in/4fG8Ekc

@SkyNews @KamaliMelbourne @MhariAurora No plans, few decisions and so many "U" Turns.

Outgoing prime minister Sir Keir Starmer said he is “proud of everything I have achieved" at his final PMQs on Wednesday. @KamaliMelbourne and @MhariAurora discuss how the emotional session in the Commons revealed how rival MPs often have empathy for each other behind the scenes

@JCPinKent @TWellsCouncil Sounds like another waste of money. Better to spend the money on fixing potholes or reducing council tax.

Climate Change Engagement Officer vacancy with Tunbridge Wells Borough Council in Tunbridge Wells, #Kent. Info/Apply: ow.ly/Qeih50ZmSju #CouncilJobs #TonbridgeMallingJobs #KentJobs @TWellsCouncil

@BBCNews Just had a suppository inserted by Nurse. Thats got to be worth a box of chocolates.

@BBCNews We are tipping teachers now are we? When did that start? I'm waiting at the hospital, shall I leave a tip when my procedure is complete?

'I don't want to seem tight': How much should you give to the year-end teacher collection? bbc.in/4vxsjaO

@BBCNews 349 who are pleased not to have the job.

Burnham cements Labour leadership with backing of 349 MPs bbc.in/4bzVPW7

@BBCNews Give it a month and they'll all want a different one, when they find he is as hopeless as Starmer.

@SkyNews Animal cruelty for human fun. I expect the bulls will come off worse in the long run. Burger or a pie.

Runner gored in the face and 12 others injured at Spanish bull-running festival Read more 🔗 trib.al/3S9Ry5R

@Losingtoarug @marydsmyth Maybe forensic scientists not the first on the scene. Just ordinary plods or PCSOs.

@marydsmyth Holy fuck. You think forensic scientists can’t spot the difference between the impact trauma of a fall vs being bludgeoned. Seriously.

At the risk of sounding naieve: I hope the police thoroughly consider the possibility of Ann Widdecombe having tripped, hitting her head against a hard object. My elderly aunt suffered two such falls and sustained significant damage to her head (one captured on video). Ret nurse

@colone1flanders @marydsmyth Not ignorant at all. "Student Henry Nowak repeatedly told police officers "I can't breathe" as he lay dying in handcuffs after being stabbed, bodycam footage shows." I think the copper's reply to Mr Nowak after he said he'd been stabbed, was I don't think so mate. He died.

@marydsmyth How fucking Ignorant are you? Are you suggesting police crime scene and pathology can't spot a murder? You moron.

@marydsmyth Not nieve at all. Mistakes are made all the time.

@BlakeUnit @sewateruk Yes. You go to Lidl and buy their Carrick Glen sparkling mineral water. Certified, tastes nice and is dirt cheap. Not like that nasty stuff that comes out of the tap, if you are lucky.

@sewateruk Is there an equivalent state of the art system due to boost the quantity of treated water supplying Tunbridge Wells ?

Big news for Kent’s infrastructure! 💧 We’ve officially commissioned our new £50m state-of-the-art Butler Water Treatment Works in Aylesford. This facility injects up to an extra 20 MILLION litres of drinking water into the network every single day. (1/3)

@SussexIncidents Probably turn out to be some random nutter who should have been locked up in a lunatic asylum.

🚨 BREAKING: A 26-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after former MP and broadcaster Ann Widdecombe was found dead at her home. Police say enquiries are ongoing as officers investigate the circumstances surrounding her death. #AnnWiddecombe #BreakingNews

@BBCNews I get a nice high step count on my ride on mower, the ground is bit hard and bumpy. Job done.

How to walk 30 minutes a day - your tips bbc.in/3QRV3wO

@SkyNews Why is he apologising? The unmarried mothers, parents and society in general should have supported them but living in sin and illegitimacy was frowned upon.

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer has apologised to the survivors of forced adoptions, calling it a 'stain on our history'. Hundreds of thousands of unmarried women were made to give up their newborn babies in England and Wales between 1949 and 1976 trib.al/9wGtjkT