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@Tony_D

Writer. Film guy. Recovering archivist. ★★☆☆☆

St Petersburg, FL Katılım Aralık 2006
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so @rianjohnson clearly has the means and the clout to give us the Charlie Cale / Benoit Blanc crossover we all deserve and I demand to know why he's not doing it right this instant
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Making jokes on Twitter anymore just feels like throwing a flower into a bonfire
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Someone needs to bundle all these shitty workplace apps like Zoom and Teams and Slack into one package and call it Frazzl.
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I think we need some new holiday songs with new themes. Maybe a jaunty tune about a Christmas Eve worker uprising where they burn the guillotined heads of their corporate overlords like Yule logs as tribute to the Old Winter Gods. Just spitballing here.
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Honest to Jeebus it is nearly impossible to write any kind of horror-adjacent short fiction any longer, now that "my neighbors refuse to get vaccinated" is scarier than anything else my imagination can concoct.
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To clarify: Jeff Bezos is not an "astronaut" just because he took a passive ride on a rocket. That'd be like me calling myself a "pilot" just because I flew from JFK to LAX on an Airbus A320. He was a passenger, and nothing more.
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The fact that we were taught about the numerator and denominator in fractions but never the numeratrix or denominatrix proves how gender-biased our math schooling was.
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Me, whispering soothingly to the Suez Canal: "See, now you know what it feels like to eat too much cheese."
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“Ok, so…” is the new “Once upon a time…”
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Writing prompt: the St. Crispin's Day speech from Shakespeare's Henry V except Henry is absolutely hammered on cider.
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Every time I see an Andrew Wyeth painting I think “that is a Robert Eggers film just waiting to happen.”
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“I am once again asking you to retreat back into your money or your vast carelessness”
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$600 won't pay my bills this month but it sure will make a nice downpayment on a guillotine.
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2019 me: can name everyone on the Liverpool side and also recite the stats for most of the Tampa Bay Lightning. 2021 me: "yes I would like one ticket to a.. how you say.. Spöört? Also is this the one where they throw the oval or the one where they kick the orb?"
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I feel like we’re all auditioning for the worst reality TV show ever.
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Nice job, @TODAYshow control room, for spoiling the Austraian Open with your chyron of the winner. 🙄
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