Tony Perkis

My plans 2020

RIP Harvey Bushkin Remember, NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS #HIHIHIYA

Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth

All we have to do is decrease his food intake and increase his metabolic output

This is the 18th level of the Perkis system. You'll all be doing this by Labor Day. Alright, do it to it Lars

Some of you may know my father, Tony Perkis Sr. “The lighting fixture king”

Well thank you for telling me how to run my camp…that I bought

Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth

You think I’m crazy? I’m not crazy, I just believe in you!

That's it. I'm calling my father Maury! twitter.com/redhourben/sta…

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Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth

WAIT TILL I FINISH THE QUESTION

Repulse the monkey Part the wild horses mane

I know each and every one of you - because I WAS you

Oh look, a Deli meat

I’m going to need @RedHourBen to do an #askTonyPerkis next. Give the people what they want #TonyBelievesInYou

@McCulloughStar Lunch is cancelled today for whomever wrote that article due to lack of brain cells

This list is a travesty #HeavyweightsForever vulture.com/2015/07/every-…